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okay...so basically im just chilling at home...like always...just another boring day.

then all of a sudden..a guy called burim logs on on msn,i think about it for a while...and then...it all seems clear.

Hes one of those noobs! the really lost ones, the ones that dont even know where to get cheats for CS 1.6.

honestly..its a bit funny...how enraged these guys will get for "precious" cheats.

so so heres the story!

 

 

BURIM GETS FUCKED OVER

CHAPTER 1

(i might make daily updates)

 

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

can you learn me

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

well thats because your mentally challenged

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

Thanx so mutch

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

thanx

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

can you realy learn me

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

i didnt say anything about your quelching your thirst for overnoobing..

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

ok

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

yes i can teach you...but i dont want to

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

ohh that´s not good

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

but plz

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

i actually hate cheaters...but theres one thing worse than that...people that are so noobish that they dont know how to do a simple thing like cheating!!!

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

yes

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

so

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

can you learn me

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

can you send it are you very nice

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

did you not understand what i said

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

how old are you

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

if you send me the cheat i send you a programm to msn

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

how old are you!?!?

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

15???

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

you can se ehen somebode klick your messenger you can se wwhen somebody deletes you you can se when somebody gos out from messenger and you can do your pictures BIG

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

14

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

lmao!!!

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

your a liar too..last time you told me you were 15!!

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

didn´t i sed to you that i am 15 this time

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

no,,,

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

you are blind

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

it says it riiight up there...

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

okej i mean 15 also

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

"quote"

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

14

"unquote"

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

no it is not truu

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

no actually you told me you were 14 last time i talked to you...liar!

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

but comon

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

did u just block someone?

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

cant you say the cheat to me

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

Yes..i blocked someone

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

how was he

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

why did you block him...you know...i can see evrything you do

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

NOW HE SED TO YOU

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

I AM NOT BLOND

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

lmao...you dont know anything about cheating...me on the other hand...i know about cheating...hacking....most of it all

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

eyy kan du skicka fusk till maj son fitta du e du skickar inte

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

OK but can you send me wallhacking plz

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

get a life

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| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier: \

FUCK YOU AND GET TO SLEEP |

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| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier: |

Ok |

|-----this is funny

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier: |

but |

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| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier: |

send the cheat okej _ /

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

where do you found the cheat

 

Ãlíì er lagt til i samtalen.

 

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

here is a hacker about msn he can send you a messenger hack if you send me a cheat

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

please dude!!! im warning you...if you dont stop begging..its gonna get emberrassing for you..

 

Ãlíì sier:

but you should do it faaster

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

as if i couldnt get evry hack for msn if i wanted!!!

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

HAHA HAVE YOU STUF PLUG

 

Ãlíì sier:

i know you can

 

Ãlíì sier:

you r so smart bur cant you give him the cheats

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

plz

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

learn english please

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

i begg you

 

Ãlíì sier:

i begg yoy man

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

thats right...you begg me...thats what makes me look at you as an inferior little wannabe hacker!

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

did you buy cs?

 

Ãlíì sier:

yes

 

Ãlíì sier:

of course

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

yes

 

Ãlíì sier:

my mum paid much for itt

 

Ãlíì sier:

and plz

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

haha....you just wasted some money there and your mom too ...if youre going to hack!

 

Ãlíì sier:

yes

 

Ãlíì sier:

Plz

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

plz

 

Ãlíì sier:

i need it so much

 

Ãlíì sier:

you can be my friend (as if id want to!!)

 

Ãlíì sier:

where do you live

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

norway

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

you'll get banned from steam for a year if you get caught...ant then you wouldtn know how to get a fake steam client

 

Ãlíì sier:

but give uss

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

Send the cheat to me

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

plus i dont think i need you as a friend...

 

Ãlíì sier:

oke and fuck the rest

 

Ãlíì sier:

but i can send things too you

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

no thanks...

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

OK

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

FUCK YOU THEN

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

i sont think i need anything you have

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

dont*

 

Ãlíì sier:

 

Fuck off do you know me man im londons Badboy dont think u are anythink bittccchh

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

http://www.unknowcheats.com

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

if youre such a badboy..proove it!

 

Ãlíì sier:

come

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Ãlíì sier:

im the badboy and your mum is my only hoeee

 

| BuRiiim » ». тяε ояđ яäcкεя TjEjEr´e ιäcκяa sier:

boowwwwwww thats hurts

 

Ãlíì sier:

fuck offf man

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

please! enlighten me!

 

Ãlíì sier:

oif i hack

 

Ãlíì sier:

do you know me man

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

oif? whats that suppose to mean

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

stop begging for it...cant you realize that you wont get it...

 

mental mil på avstand sier:

you'll have to cut off your dick....if you actually have one!...and suck on it!....

then hell would have to freeze over and you mom would have to give you a bj beore i would give it to you :bj:

 

 

 

(THEY BEGGED ME FOR ALMOST HALF AN HOUR AND REALIZED I WASNT RESPONDING BUT IT WAS CUT OFF DUE TO LENGTH)

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the moral of this story!

 

-dont fuck with the enfucker or you will end up getting fucked like a little molested pony, a little pony thats got his neck stuck in a fence..and its mom has abandoned it..and an ugly redneck is trying to make his son a man by makeing him rape the pony!!! yeah..thats the moral!! :owned: :gaysex: :owned:

SHould have *******'d him ! <--- lol filterd s p 0 r k e h
I read most of it, but it's like watching a soap bar disappear in the shower. Truly excellent wash-out. About as interesing as a lead fart.
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