Posted February 15, 200520 yr Haha, look how educated microsoft has gotten. http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/griefers.mspx "Griefers"
February 15, 200520 yr RIFK. AHAHAHA Microsoft is gay. "They might say d00d to refer to someone as a dude" lmfao.
February 15, 200520 yr mikrozoft sux if they think they can cunter myg0ts ajenda with thes gh3y artikals LOL
February 15, 200520 yr Muahahahahaaaa! Never thought old M$ could make me laugh that hard... "pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term. "h4x": Read as "hacks," or what a computer hacker does. "ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(." Key points for learning leetspeek • Numbers are often used as letters. The term "leet" could be written as "1337," with "1" replacing the letter L, "3" posing as a backwards letter E, and "7" resembling the letter T. "0" (zero) will typically replace the letter "O." • Characters of similar appearance can be used to replace the letters they resemble. For example, "5" or even "$" can replace the letter S. Applying this style, the word "leetspeek" can be written as "133t5p33k" or even "!337$p34k," with "4" replacing the letter A. • Letters can be substituted for other letters that may sound alike. Using "Z" for a final letter S, and "X" for words ending in the letters C or K is common. For example, leetspeekers might refer to their computer "5x1llz" (skills). • Rules of grammar are rarely obeyed. Many leetspeekers will capitalize every letter except for vowels (LiKe THiS) and otherwise reject conventional English style and grammar. • Mistakes are often uncorrected. Common typing misspellings (or typos) such as "teh" instead of "the" are left uncorrected and may be adopted to replace the correct spelling. • Non-alphanumeric characters may be combined to form letters. For example, using slashes to create "/\/\" can substitute for the letter M, and two pipes combined with a hyphen to form "|-|" is often used in place of the letter H. Thus, the word "ham" could be written as "|-|4/\/\."
February 15, 200520 yr Report game glitches. Work with your child to identify exploitable glitches in the game or new methods of cheating. Report these to the game site administrator. "mommy mommy!! theres a griefer ruining my game !!!" " There There, dear....lets report to good mr gabe newell about the glitches the evil griefers may be using..."
February 15, 200520 yr now we know why they can't make decent operating systems, they're too busy translating leetspeak and helping parents protects kids in online games
February 15, 200520 yr "mommy mommy!! theres a griefer ruining my game !!!" " There There, dear....lets report to good mr gabe newell about the glitches the evil griefers may be using..." Holy shit hahaha. That made me RIFK.
February 15, 200520 yr Awww, c'mon - knowing what 1337 means is much more important than these boring security holes... M1CR0$0fT r0xx0rs!!!
February 15, 200520 yr this article was good Guidelines for good netiquette • Apply the golden rule: Treat others the way you would like to be treated. • Remember there is a person on the other end of your message. • Know where you are and use appropriate good behavior. • Be forgiving of other people's mistakes, especially newcomers. • Always remain calm, especially if someone insults you (or you think they have). • Avoid using ALL CAPS to emphasize—many perceive this as "yelling." • Refrain from using inappropriate or offensive language. • Use your online name or nickname consistently and sign all messages with it (but protect your real identity by never using your full name). • Don't send or forward junk e-mail (commonly referred to as spam). • Stay out of ongoing, emotional arguments or "flame wars." • Check your spelling, be concise, and keep messages short. • When participating in chat rooms, avoid interrupting others and stay on topic. • Follow the same rules of good behavior that you would in real life. • Use emoticons to help communicate humor and sarcasm, and learn the common online acronyms.
February 16, 200520 yr Guidelines for good netiquette • Apply the golden rule: Treat others the way you would like to be treated. • Remember there is a person on the other end of your message. • Know where you are and use appropriate good behavior. • Be forgiving of other people's mistakes, especially newcomers. • Always remain calm, especially if someone insults you (or you think they have). • Avoid using ALL CAPS to emphasize—many perceive this as "yelling." • Refrain from using inappropriate or offensive language. • Use your online name or nickname consistently and sign all messages with it (but protect your real identity by never using your full name). • Don't send or forward junk e-mail (commonly referred to as spam). • Stay out of ongoing, emotional arguments or "flame wars." • Check your spelling, be concise, and keep messages short. • When participating in chat rooms, avoid interrupting others and stay on topic. • Follow the same rules of good behavior that you would in real life. • Use emoticons to help communicate humor and sarcasm, and learn the common online acronyms. Guess myg0t broke the golden internet laws.
February 16, 200520 yr "m4d sk1llz" or "mad skills": Refers to one's own talent. "m4d" itself is often used for emphasis. This one was taken from Bill Gates himself. I laughed for the entire time I was reading this, GG! :bowrofl:
February 16, 200520 yr • "m4d sk1llz" or "mad skills": Refers to one's own talent. "m4d" itself is often used for emphasis. LOL!! you have m4d sk1llz
February 16, 200520 yr Typical griefer behavior includes: taunting others, especially beginners (also known as newbies); thwarting fellow teammates in the game; using inappropriate language; cheating; forming roving gangs with other griefers; blocking entryways; luring monsters toward unsuspecting players; or otherwise using the game merely to annoy a convenient target or to harass a particular player who has reacted to their ill will. The red one I've never even thought of, thanks microsoft!
February 16, 200520 yr rofl sauce - that was actually really funny typing misspellings (or typos) such as "teh" instead of "the" are left uncorrected and may be adopted to replace the correct spelling. rifk. also the one about "cyber bullies" rifk - W3 5 T3H CH3E5E P!&YERS!
February 16, 200520 yr lol i'm pretty sure a "twink" is not a griefer. gg microsoft on being down with the lingo.
February 16, 200520 yr Typical griefer behavior includes: taunting others, especially beginners (also known as newbies); thwarting fellow teammates in the game; using inappropriate language; cheating; forming roving gangs with other griefers; blocking entryways; luring monsters toward unsuspecting players; or otherwise using the game merely to annoy a convenient target or to harass a particular player who has reacted to their ill will. Guilty as charged :owned:
February 16, 200520 yr "sploitz" (short for exploits): Vulnerabilities in computer software used by hackers. I would never take anyone seriously who said "sploitz". "w00t" or the smiley character \o/: A common interjection, analogous to "woohoo!" I can do one better: SIEG HEIL BITCHES o/
February 16, 200520 yr "Published: February 4, 2005" How is that old?hahaa, you're a fuckin character :D nazis and hitler are all old shit, we need to think of something new?
