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They piss me off - thats just utter bull shit

 

if i won 20 million pounds on the lottery tomorrow id be the happiest man in the world

 

no only would it mean that i could quit my two shitty part time jobs, but it would also mean i could go to uni - and totally fuck about and not worry about actually passing

 

thats without mentioning i could have the best clothes, a big fuck off mansion, with a ferrari, lamborghini and aston martin vanquish parked outside -i would flaunt my money and fuck the most lush girls goin

 

footballers, who earn about 50 000 pounds a week, which is about a 100,000 dollars -- must have a GREAT life - not only will they never have to work, b ut they get thousands of ppl watching them each week - they get to party, shag any girls they want - go on holidays anywhere

 

now, lets get back to my life, working saturrdays at a shitty supermarket for 9 hours - just so i have money to do usual shit

 

 

as if money doesnt make u happy!

They piss me off - thats just utter bull shit

 

if i won 20 million pounds on the lottery tomorrow id be the happiest man in the world

 

no only would it mean that i could quit my two shitty part time jobs, but it would also mean i could go to uni - and totally fuck about and not worry about actually passing

 

thats without mentioning i could have the best clothes, a big fuck off mansion, with a ferrari, lamborghini and aston martin vanquish parked outside -i would flaunt my money and fuck the most lush girls goin

 

footballers, who earn about 50 000 pounds a week, which is about a 100,000 dollars -- must have a GREAT life - not only will they never have to work, b ut they get thousands of ppl watching them each week - they get to party, shag any girls they want - go on holidays anywhere

 

now, lets get back to my life, working saturrdays at a shitty supermarket for 9 hours - just so i have money to do usual shit

 

 

as if money doesnt make u happy!

Haha, pounds, faggot Englishmen.

footballers, who earn about 50 000 pounds a week, which is about a 100,000 dollars -- must have a GREAT life - not only will they never have to work, b ut they get thousands of ppl watching them each week - they get to party, shag any girls they want - go on holidays anywhere

 

 

yes but I have heard that in the showers, it is usual for footballers to pee on eachother.

And and they get called footBALLERS

And where are you from? FRANCE? ;D

 

Anyway yeah I agree, money does bring happiness fs. usually the people who say that are poor faggots who are just jealous :/

what if you won all that money but you were ugly and there was no plastic surgeons and no one loved you and your penis never touched anything before except your hand and your dads butt hole then i think youd be a bit sad after a few years and then kill yourself and then id go to your house and take all your money and then i would have sex with johnny depp heeehee :poke:
Money can't buy a family, it can't buy a true friend, and it sure as hell can't buy love. So yeah, I guess you might have an empty sort of happiness, but eventually that would diminish and you really wouldn't have anything except money.
Money can't buy a family, it can't buy a true friend, and it sure as hell can't buy love. So yeah, I guess you might have an empty sort of happiness, but eventually that would diminish and you really wouldn't have anything except money.

 

Bullshit. Don't get philosophical with me. Money can buy hapiness. Period.

what if you won all that money but you were ugly and there was no plastic surgeons and no one loved you and your penis never touched anything before except your hand and your dads butt hole then i think youd be a bit sad after a few years and then kill yourself and then id go to your house and take all your money and then i would have sex with johnny depp heeehee :poke:

 

 

That has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day! :wow:

 

GG raisin!

 

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Yea, money = no worries = happiness.

so true this is. if i had 1 mil, i wouldnt care for anything besides a house, a kick ass comp, + food. then im good.
what if you won all that money but you were ugly and there was no plastic surgeons and no one loved you and your penis never touched anything before except your hand and your dads butt hole then i think youd be a bit sad after a few years and then kill yourself and then id go to your house and take all your money and then i would have sex with johnny depp heeehee :poke:

I don't think Mrs. Depp would like that.

I don't think Mrs. Depp would like that.

 

 

thats why if i had all that money i would hire a hitman to murder her and then when johnny depp is all sad about it ill get him under the influence and then BAM im pregnant with his child and then he has to stay with me forever or else we will end up like in that movie blow wheere he goes to jail and his daughter is upset because he wanted to starta new life with her in california and hten he wen tto jail ok that movie made me cry /me cries

thats why if i had all that money i would hire a hitman to murder her and then when johnny depp is all sad about it ill get him under the influence and then BAM im pregnant with his child and then he has to stay with me forever or else we will end up like in that movie blow wheere he goes to jail and his daughter is upset because he wanted to starta new life with her in california and hten he wen tto jail ok that movie made me cry /me cries

Uhm..... wow.....

what if you won all that money but you were ugly and there was no plastic surgeons and no one loved you and your penis never touched anything before except your hand and your dads butt hole then i think youd be a bit sad after a few years and then kill yourself and then id go to your house and take all your money and then i would have sex with johnny depp heeehee :poke:

 

gg

thats why if i had all that money i would hire a hitman to murder her and then when johnny depp is all sad about it ill get him under the influence and then BAM im pregnant with his child and then he has to stay with me forever or else we will end up like in that movie blow wheere he goes to jail and his daughter is upset because he wanted to starta new life with her in california and hten he wen tto jail ok that movie made me cry /me cries

 

LOL MY EX GF DID THAT TO ME. OMFG I WAS SO RAGED

LOL MY EX GF DID THAT TO ME. OMFG I WAS SO RAGED

Right..... you, girlfriend, same sentence. That should never happen again.

ok, this thread has been owned...

 

LETS ALL HIRE HITMEN TO ASSASINATE BOYFRIENDS OF HOT GIRLS \o/

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Yeah ok heres what would happen

 

20million =

 

 

MNassive mansion, im talking probably about 2milliion pounds worth of house, so fucking big, and fucking nice inside

- it would have pool, every top techonoolgy plasma tv's etc, massive garden/field for liek motorcross bikes, ramping cars in etc

-ferraris, lamborghinis etc as said earlier

- fucking lus motorbikes

- wardrobe full of lush clothes

 

then i wuld go 2 town and liek go in my ferrari l0l0l0 and pull fit girls in it

 

i would also hav shit like a 10 top range computers so me and my friends culd rage lolok - i would never have to work

 

u culd also get takeaways n shit whenever u wanted

 

i dont give a shit aobut relationships - im 18 - fuck having a gf! id just want to enjoy myself,

 

so boy wuld money = happiness

Bin Laden got some money..... look how happy he is!

 

 

hes a nut, i mean if you had 1 brain cell in your head and money you'll be fine

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