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Myg0t Dictionary

 

Rage - When getting so pissed off you vent either phsyically, or emotionally [Deep state of anger, madness]

 

Rages - A picture or video displaying the rage of people via any thing 'rageable'.

 

Rageable - Anything that can cause someone to show 'rage'

 

Step 2: The pwnage tools

 


  • Scripts, Hacks, Tools
    Knowledge of Vac, or Vac2
    Microsoft Paint

 

Step 3: Loading up the pwnage...

 

Load up your hacks, all of them! Speedhacks, wallhacks, aimbots, voiceannoys, chatspams, etc. Go into console by pressing the ~ key in CS:S or CS. Then type the following depending upon game.

 

record X

 

X = name of file you're recording, just name X 'rage for now.

 

Step 4: Locating the server

 

Find a server with about 10 people or abit more. Not alot but not too little. While in there hack the hell out of them, teamkill like no tommorrow, chatspam like a noob, and anything you can to cause rage. While you do this, people will start typing shit like 'FUCKING NEWBIE HACKER', or whatever. Don't worry, keep raging.

 

Collecting the rage

 

Now after you get bored of raging or the admin kicks you go to the console again (~) and type 'stop' without the dashes. Then ALT-TAB and open paint. Go back to the game and start your demo.

 

CS:S playdemo X

CS viewdemo X

 

once you see a message from a player that seems so importantly raged, press PRT-SCREEN, Print Screen SysRq, etc. It is locared next to scroll lock and pause break on alot of keyboards.

 

**ADDED: Instead of just hitting printscreen you can hit F5 and it screenshots your screen. The screenshots are located in your counter-strike folder. ;)

 

C:\program_files\valve\steam\steam_apps\X\counter-strike\cstrike

 

Making of the rage collection

 

While in paint, make the background black, and make the image a pretty big size depending upon the amount of rage caused. Open another paint program, and paste in it. It will paste a screen of the demo. Cut out the messages of rage, and post them onto the other black document. Then go back to CS and gather more rages till the document is filled with angst rage. You can cut out messages, kills, etc. End it promptly with a message of you saying 'http://www.myg0t.com - Ruining online games for our entertainment, not your's.' or something or either the pop-up of you being banned from the server, or kicked.

 

Done? Omg. ;)

 

Host your picture via a webhost, and use the and tags to display your masterpiece. Mmk? :dfinger:

I'd say that was a good introduction for someone that has NEVER raged before. Well done.
Nice introduction, but it's easier to take screenies rather than Print Screen, because Print Screen can only do 1 picture at a time and a screenie saves them all into a file. Good work.
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Wow! I forgot about taking screenies! Nice lemme add that. Thanks! :O_o:
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Of course i'd figure there would be one cocksucker to answer my thread. If you already knew this shit why did you view the thread in the first place? P.S. Because you know it, doesn't mean everyone does.

 

You can officially suck my cock now. :dfinger:

 

:owned:

They should make a manual "how to bcome popular irl" for ppl like you.

I know you ppl, ive seen pics of the average user on these forums in the myg0t cake threads.

You not a player if you got a "1337" nickname.

die

  the French Man said:
fucking useless piece of shit who wouldnt know that thanks for staring at the obvious dumbfuck

 

ya that sums it up

i bet he was thinking "I KNOW ILL WRITE A RAGE GUIDE THING AND THEN THEY WILL LET ME IN MYG)T"

you sir were sadly mistaken

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