Posted October 20, 200321 yr People like to go on and on about "the worst game ever". They like to pretend that they know what the most abhorrent game in the history of bad gaming truly is. Once you have played Dangerous Vaults you will be able to listen to these people blabber endlessly about "Star Wars: Force Commander" or "Hatfields and McCoys" with a smug smile on your face. When they're finished you can tip your hat, say "Dangerous Vaults is the worst game ever", and walk away satisfied in the knowledge that you just rocked their world with ineffable truth. Dangerous Vaults is a Tomb Raider rip-off that has painfully bad graphics and an interface that is almost impossible to use. Oh yeah, and the plot is about having sex with animals. Be forewarned that this review will feature screenshots of very crude 3D models engaging in sex acts. Screenshots: http://pr0nstar.team-assembly.com/dangerous2.jpg http://pr0nstar.team-assembly.com/dangerous3.jpg http://pr0nstar.team-assembly.com/dangerous4.jpg Developer: Near Fatal TS game info and CHEATS In the menu you can use the mouse, or the button shortcuts (first letter of the word => Trial = T Adventure = A) Loading the levels can takes some time because of the big textures (skins) of the units. The Trial level is called Trial level because it was the first stage which I created for learning how to use 3dGameStudio. That is also the reason why the control is a little different to the other stages. These buttons you need to know: in the Trial level you can press the 0 (Zero)-button and the buttons for this stage will be explained... KEYS: esc = exit to main screen (exit full game on main screen) w,a,s,d = walk,swim,turn around,climb space = jump strg = duck m = hold on edges j = kick l = activate switches k = pick up the snake (no need jet :)) press repeatly shift = run q,e = special events in enemy free stages 1,2 = look around (1 = ON, 2 = OFF) backspace = weather to perfect light change f6 = screen shot 0 = mission info in GoDModE: u = fix swimsuit i = fix short pants p = refresh health (not really needed) Cheats press on the title screen these combinations (press the keys one after one): 2.Stage: XOMRD 3.Stage: XUPOD 4.Stage: XISED 5.Stage: XENUD GoDModE: XGNID Publisher: Available for Download
October 20, 200321 yr ok i tried it and i dont really understand whats going on and what you are trying to do, you jump like 100 feet, if you go near animals they start fucking you, and that about all i know
October 21, 200321 yr Quote d0wn5yndr0me']ok i tried it and i dont really understand whats going on and what you are trying to do' date=' you jump like 100 feet, if you go near animals they start fucking you, and that about all i know[/quote'] lol that sounds like a good game. cant get enough of that bestiality rifk btw, the worst game ever is ethnic cleansing. its only half finished and niggers keep appearing the disappearing so you cant kill them although it does have a good concept.
