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ExamGuy: Have you seen my wallet?

 

PurpleGal422: try under the bed...

 

ExamGuy: *looking* nope... not there

 

PurpleGal422: mmmmmmm, maybe it's still in my ass

 

ExamGuy: OH!!!! I remember... *pulling my wallet out of your ass*

 

ExamGuy: thanks

 

ExamGuy: *checking contents*

PurpleGal422: I am so wet....

PurpleGal422: tell me more...

ExamGuy: *mmmmm*

ExamGuy: Then I'd turn you over onto your stomach, apply some more oil to your bunghole and proceed to insert a jumbo Slim Jim, all the time saying "take this pepperoni, you bitch!"

 

 

PurpleGal422: yes....

ExamGuy: I love putting things in your butthole

 

 

PurpleGal422: tell me more... I am so hot...

ExamGuy: next, I would reach over into the pocket of my jeans, pull out my wallet, (one of those cool 80's nylon Velcro models) and I'd spank you with it several times and then I'd work it into your ass

ExamGuy: *turning you over*

 

 

PurpleGal422: do it!

ExamGuy: *stroking myself*

 

HAHAHAHAAH. Nice site

ExamGuy: just about that time, I'd reach over to the night stand, grab a fried chicken leg and begin to eat it in front of you, not giving you any

 

PurpleGal422: okay.

 

LMAO!!!, ExamGuy sounds like a friend of mines, Pranking and saying stupid shit like that...

meh,... not as good as other ones
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