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I hate monkeys. They stink like shit, and they fling shit. How can you want a goddamn monkey. They suck and stink.

 

 

Please. Kill The Monkeys.

chimps are cool, monkeys are too but i would want a chimp over a monkey anyday (btw there is a big difference between chimps and monkeys)
monkeys eat their own poop. and theres a video on entensity of a monkey eating its shit, throwing it back up, and then eating the throw up. :drool2:
monkeys are tight if i had one i would dress him up and take him out to bars with me and wed chill and pick up girls.
I delivered your monkey last night...got caught in your mom's pussy and died. Sorry, for the inconvienance please download our "sorry about your monkey" hallmark card at hallmark.com/monkeydeath . Thank you, have a nice day!
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