Posted March 10, 200520 yr I know this sint the best but it makes for good laughs. First get a screw or drill and drill out the wick on a candle. Next you insert a firecracker of your choice grab a video camera and film the victim. I tried this at my friends house and his mom got soooo pissed at him it was so funny.
March 10, 200520 yr you have no idea how unbelievably raged i am right now at your fucking STUPIDITY YOUR FUCKING DUMB QUIT LIFE
March 10, 200520 yr done it before. although it IS pretty awesome when the candle explodes and wax goes everywhere.
March 10, 200520 yr Author you have no idea how unbelievably raged i am right now at your fucking STUPIDITY YOUR FUCKING DUMB QUIT LIFE got any tips on how?
March 11, 200520 yr 1. buy drano 2. take off top 3. insert mouth over open hole 4. guzzle die That's the cure for hiccups. Give him a better one.
March 11, 200520 yr All of you faggots need to STFU. That's a pretty funny prank! I so want to try that next time I go to my friend's house :D
March 11, 200520 yr more fun to drill out alongside the wick, from the bottom, to about half to three-quarters of the way up, then to pour in sulfur powder. You can get sulfur at most drugstores, though you may have to ask the pharmacist. What happens is they light the candle, and walk away, letting it burn...the sulfur ends up "dissolved" in the melting wax, once it's burned down to...and it's the wax that burns...burning the sulfur with it, which fills the house with the smell of burning sulfur...which smells like DOZENS of rotten eggs. Best part is the smell doesn't wash out of many cloths, so the victim house will have AT LEAST a hint of the rotten egg smell for months afterwards, usually.
March 11, 200520 yr PsychoBud']more fun to drill out alongside the wick, from the bottom, to about half to three-quarters of the way up, then to pour in sulfur powder. You can get sulfur at most drugstores, though you may have to ask the pharmacist. What happens is they light the candle, and walk away, letting it burn...the sulfur ends up "dissolved" in the melting wax, once it's burned down to...and it's the wax that burns...burning the sulfur with it, which fills the house with the smell of burning sulfur...which smells like DOZENS of rotten eggs. Best part is the smell doesn't wash out of many cloths, so the victim house will have AT LEAST a hint of the rotten egg smell for months afterwards, usually. fabreeze
March 11, 200520 yr PsychoBud']more fun to drill out alongside the wick, from the bottom, to about half to three-quarters of the way up, then to pour in sulfur powder. You can get sulfur at most drugstores, though you may have to ask the pharmacist. What happens is they light the candle, and walk away, letting it burn...the sulfur ends up "dissolved" in the melting wax, once it's burned down to...and it's the wax that burns...burning the sulfur with it, which fills the house with the smell of burning sulfur...which smells like DOZENS of rotten eggs. Best part is the smell doesn't wash out of many cloths, so the victim house will have AT LEAST a hint of the rotten egg smell for months afterwards, usually. This one I like. It's not as ghey or noticable.
March 11, 200520 yr Also tends to rage the adults horribly, since it RUINS the resale value of the house (phantom rotten egg smell) unless they replace carpets and drywall, if they don't realize the source of the smell for a while (which they usually don't).
March 11, 200520 yr PsychoBud']Also tends to rage the adults horribly' date=' since it RUINS the resale value of the house (phantom rotten egg smell) unless they replace carpets and drywall, if they don't realize the source of the smell for a while (which they usually don't).[/quote'] Great idea, but im guessing after the first two or three uses of the candle they'd catch on. But two or three uses is more than enough to ruin the market value for the house. GGNORE.
March 11, 200520 yr oh, they figure it out, alright...but, well..it's like this...you light a candle, and leave it lit until it's burned about halfway down...suddenly you notice this HORRIBLE rotten egg smell filling the air....how long are you going to be looking for the source of the smell before it occurs to you to blow out the candle? Half an hour's worth of burning the candle, after the sulfur starts burning, is enough to permeate the NEIGHBORHOOD with the smell, if you used a 1/8" drill bit to make the hole, and filled the candle from base to half or 3/4 height :) A good 10 or 15 minutes is bad enough in a house with windows closed, to stink up the carpets and cloth furniture for good :)
March 11, 200520 yr Oh...and here's another one...brake fluid and clorox....BAD mix...lots and lots of thick, nasty, and TOXIC smoke. Two holes in a candle (need one of the 3" round ones for this, at least)...drill them at angles towards eachother from the rim, to make a "V" that ALMOST meets about 2" down, using a fairly large drill bit, cap the top of the holes with wax melted from the wax that came out of the holes, after you've filled one hole with brake fluid, and the other with bleach. When the candle burns down far enough to open the holes, the fluids spill out, mix, and start smoking (coincidentally filling the hole melted into the candle by burning, and putting it out) I've only done this one to make delayed-trigger smokescreens while goofing around, and not used it as a practical joke on anyone yet...but you get an awful lot of thick white smoke from just a few CCs of each fluid :)
March 11, 200520 yr buy a loudspeaker and tape the on switch and throw it on someones roof at night or get a couple of ur friends and just dig a hole in someones front yard at night or lean a 35 gallon garbage can full of water on their door and ring the doorbell :x
March 11, 200520 yr put dog poo in a paper bag, set it on fire and pose it on someone's doorstep, ring their doorbell and have fun. i know it's rediculously stupid, but poisoning people's homes with sulphuric gases isn't really rage, might as well put rat poison in their food and laugh when they are puking their guts out.
March 11, 200520 yr Techno, last I heard burning sulphur wasn't poisonous to any truly dangerous level...much less than, say carbon monoxide.
March 11, 200520 yr Sulphur dioxide is poisonous/toxic, which is mainly what the rotten egg smell is. As for a dangeorus level... I'm not sure about how much is dangerous. The bast joke we ever did was to cress my mates bedroom. You buy a few packets of cress seeds, drop them into a carpet with a deep pile, and 'spill' water on them. they grow quite nicely.
March 11, 200520 yr feces. good to do : find out the local * code for forwarding telephone calls get phone number of local asshole, kike, bitch, etc go to local bastard place that gets lots of phone calls - video store, supermarket, etc "borrow" their phone line for a while ( note to jackasses : you get caught, you suck! LOL - and watch your anus ) set up their line to forward to the local asshole, kike, bitch, etc :rape: enjoy :rape: haha - and tell them you did it afterwards if you're a n00b :P enjoy ----- If you're not into the breaking communication laws kind of thing - you can build a 3" potato cannon, put some potato in it - then jam a cup of dog shit down the thing [cough cough - that's a 4 foot barrel and a 75mm potato shell - fuck yeah that packs some punch] fill up the chamber with hairspray - and point it at some shitheads (soon to be) shitty house don't aim at a window :P unless you want to be in more trouble than you already will be XD white houses are preferable. You'll net a nice large brown stain all over the place. plus the gun has a good range - you can probably be across the street ... if you have good aim :P ( or even in a car! ROFL! That shit is fun - drive by spud gunning XD )
