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<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: Hello this is Adultbouncer Support, how may I help you?

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: hi, when i try to play one of your websites movies, and enter my login for the license part

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: it says youve already gave me the license and cant give me it again and to contact you

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: did you download the movie first?

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: yes

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: what is your username and password?

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: ab-2050637634:HkvDq6fkfwGs

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: one sec

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: ok

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: what is the name of the movie you are having problem with?

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: the file name?

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: Uromania12_1_1.wmv

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: ok, i have reset the movies, please wait 30 minutes before you try to re-lincese them

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: reset all my movies?

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: yes

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: do i need to download them again

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: ARE YOU THERE? 30 minutes is kinda long, i really need to squeeze one off, i have to be at my wedding in 25 minutes

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: nope

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: can you talk dirty or something to me while i wait since this is your guys fault the movies are reset, i mean, i really want to jerk off

<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: can i see a picture of you

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: i only talk diry to my husband :(

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: and my side lover

<~SourceX> Adultbouncer Support: later

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Adultbouncer Support: Hello this is Adultbouncer Support, how may I help you?

meowpussy: I've been having problems with the licensing

Adultbouncer Support: what is your username and password?

meowpussy: sorry, my daughter is crying..

meowpussy: hold plz

meowpussy: ***********@********.co.jp **********

meowpussy: can you help me?

meowpussy: hello?

meowpussy: are you hating against me?

meowpussy: is it because I'm jewish?

meowpussy: fuckin nazi.

Adultbouncer Support: Your Username and Password are valid.

Adultbouncer Support: We cannot assist you currently.

meowpussy: pussies.

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rifk, I was having quite a long conversation with this one guy

This guy was pretty chill, i came up with john dable lewl

 

 

 

 

Adultbouncer Support: Hello this is Adultbouncer Support, how may I help you?

John Dable: i have a problem sir

Adultbouncer Support: what is your problem sir?

John Dable: a/s/l?

Adultbouncer Support: lol

Adultbouncer Support: what is your problem

John Dable: i was wondering if it would be possible for me to send you a undisclosed amount for a adultbouncer account

John Dable: instead of signing up ?

Adultbouncer Support: nope, you have to sign up

John Dable: ok

Adultbouncer Support: you can sign up by mail

John Dable: another question

John Dable: should i measure from the beginning of my testicles or the shaft of my penis ?

John Dable: whichever one makes it bigger

Adultbouncer Support: shaft

John Dable: ok,

John Dable: is it safe to use a type of condiment as a lubricant? such as ketchup or mayonnaise?

Adultbouncer Support: yessssssss

Adultbouncer Support: and your gf will like the taste

Adultbouncer Support: like a hotdog

John Dable: i have a dog

Adultbouncer Support: dont forget mustard or relish

John Dable: ......

John Dable: are you getting paid just talking to me right now ?

Adultbouncer Support: nope

John Dable: how much do you get paid....6 dollars,, 7?

Adultbouncer Support: - 1 dollar

John Dable: jeez

Adultbouncer Support: were in china

Adultbouncer Support: child labour

John Dable: sweatshop ?

John Dable: they dont beat you with bamboo sticks or anything right ?

Adultbouncer Support: yes, they beat me all the time

John Dable: do you get a free adult bouncer account ?

Adultbouncer Support: i make the movies :D

John Dable: so, do you edit them, or are you the filmer?

Adultbouncer Support: both

John Dable: ever get in any of the movies ?

Adultbouncer Support: sorry, really busy

Adultbouncer Support: talk to you later

John Dable: wait

John Dable: can i have a free temp account for like 10 minutes, i really need to rub one out, im gonna get blue balls i swear

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Adultbouncer Support: Hello this is Adultbouncer Support, how may I help you?

davejones: hi

davejones: im having problems with my movies

Adultbouncer Support: what is your username and password?

davejones: just get it

davejones: ab-2050637634:HkvDq6fkfwGs

davejones: i keep getting stupid movies that i dont necessarily choose to download

Adultbouncer Support: that is an invalid username

davejones: wtf, i only signed up a week ago

davejones: thats my username and password

davejones: hello

Adultbouncer Support: what is your first and last name?

davejones: dave jones, i go by the name sx tho

davejones: i keep downloading videos with niggers in them

Adultbouncer Support: LOL

davejones: they look horrible, i keep thinking theyre head is their pussy (as their hair looks like pubes)

davejones: its annoying me

davejones: do u have any without chocolate bars in?

Adultbouncer Support: african american

davejones: yeah, thats the one - how can i get ones with jenna jameson?

davejones: up for

davejones: thats all i signed up for

Adultbouncer Support: i dont know

davejones: dont u have them?

Adultbouncer Support: you have to browse of network

Adultbouncer Support: maybe

davejones: can i download your videos for free on kazza or warez s?

davejones: is it illegal if you do that?

davejones: hello?

Adultbouncer Support: nope

davejones: cool

davejones: m just gona download it for free

davejones: so you go bankrupt, then you cxan ass fuck ur niggers as no1 else will

Adultbouncer Support: dude, why do people like you come on here?

Adultbouncer Support: just fuck off to kazaa then you tosser

Adultbouncer Support: bye

davejones: lol

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*edit = my name isnt dave jones by the way

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unlike everyone else o nthe thread im not gonna go OMG SXNICEJOB THATS FUNNY

 

i didnt relaly find it htat funny

 

oh nm denial didnt <3 sory my bad :x

mine sux?

 

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zubayer: Hello, how may I help you ?

vince long: MY PORN DOSNT WORK

zubayer: What is the email address you used when you were applying for the membership?

vince long: ab-2050637634:HkvDq6fkfwGs

vince long: THATS MY USER SHIT

vince long: THE PORN DOESNT WORK

vince long: WITHOUT THE PORN MY DICK WONT WORK

zubayer: Sir, please do not use vulgar language when you are in Live response chat

vince long: WHAT LANGUAGE SHOULD I SPEAK?

vince long: SPANISH?

vince long: EL HELPO ME WITHO MY PORNO

zubayer: I am sorry sir. Please use appropiate language when you are speaking to me. I have not done anything to make your "PORN" not work. When you feel like using the right language, please come back and I will be glad to help you.

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AGAIN

 

zubayer: Hello, how may I help you ?

vince long: im ready to speak right

vince long: the vids wont work for some reason

zubayer: What is the email address you used when you were applying for the membership?

vince long: i cant remember

vince long: i only wrote down the password and stuff

zubayer: ok, thats good, I can search for your account with your username

zubayer: What is the username?

vince long: ab-2050637634:HkvDq6fkfwGs

vince long: thanks for the help

vince long: i really need to jack off

zubayer: can I have your street mailing address with zip code please?

vince long: why? are u gunna come over?

vince long: id love some company

vince long: 1432 evergreen terace

zubayer: Dude, I told you to behave, I'm trying to help you. Why do have to be a little bitch for?

vince long: WTF I JUST WANT THE SECKS???

vince long: im gunna whip ur lil ass nigger

zubayer: Anytime, just give me your REAL adress!

vince long: FUCK NUTS

vince long: SUCK IT UP

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lol I THOUGHT IT SUCKED? i got the asshat hardass?
lol i'm gonna go in acting like a black man, and talking about gays.
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<~SourceX> SX of myg0t: can you talk dirty or something to me while i wait since this is your guys fault the movies are reset, i mean, i really want to jerk off

 

I Lol'ed.

rofl i knew some fag would come along and say its fake, suck it

 

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zubayer: Hello, how may I help you ?

ScottBayo: I was wondering perchance if you could assist me with a problem I was having regarding pornography

ScottBayo: I can't seem to find what I'm looking for.

zubayer: what are looking for?

ScottBayo: Well you see Jim, I'm quite ahead in years, and I enjoy looking at pornography that represents the hey day of my youth.

ScottBayo: And I just can't find any hot pics of women baring it all like they did back in my day.

ScottBayo: All I see is tits, Jim. Tits and vaginas. And that offends me. I don't like to be offended when I masturbate.

ScottBayo: I just want to see lower necklines, maybe a midriff or too. A petticoat barely showing from beneath a womens frock.

zubayer: I see

zubayer: I see

ScottBayo: Do you?

ScottBayo: May I ask how old you are, Jim?

zubayer: Perhaps you would be interested in our neckline site

zubayer: neckline.adultbouncer.com

ScottBayo: Jim I don't have time for your games, I'm probably going to die soon.

ScottBayo: I'm 83 years old.

ScottBayo: I don't have much time left.

ScottBayo: And before I die, I want to rub one out, one last time.

zubayer: dude, get some better material if ur gonna try to harass me

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Zubayer doesn't like my jokes.

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