March 15, 200520 yr Author theMinkey']i dont see any rage in any of this but that's ok nobody said it was rage dumb fuck, it says FUN because its FUNNY
March 15, 200520 yr zubayer: Hello, how may I help you ? ScottBayo: I was wondering perchance if you could assist me with a problem I was having regarding pornography ScottBayo: I can't seem to find what I'm looking for. zubayer: what are looking for? ScottBayo: Well you see Jim, I'm quite ahead in years, and I enjoy looking at pornography that represents the hey day of my youth. ScottBayo: And I just can't find any hot pics of women baring it all like they did back in my day. ScottBayo: All I see is tits, Jim. Tits and vaginas. And that offends me. I don't like to be offended when I masturbate. ScottBayo: I just want to see lower necklines, maybe a midriff or too. A petticoat barely showing from beneath a womens frock. zubayer: I see zubayer: I see ScottBayo: Do you? ScottBayo: May I ask how old you are, Jim? zubayer: Perhaps you would be interested in our neckline site zubayer: neckline.adultbouncer.com ScottBayo: Jim I don't have time for your games, I'm probably going to die soon. ScottBayo: I'm 83 years old. ScottBayo: I don't have much time left. ScottBayo: And before I die, I want to rub one out, one last time. zubayer: dude, get some better material if ur gonna try to harass me zubayer has left the conversation. Session has ended. Zubayer doesn't like my jokes. rifk nice one? i wanna pretend to be a tranny and ask on his opinion one wich porn to look at?:D?D:D??
March 15, 200520 yr ScottBayo: All I see is tits, Jim. Tits and vaginas. And that offends me. I don't like to be offended when I masturbate. ScottBayo: I just want to see lower necklines, maybe a midriff or too. A petticoat barely showing from beneath a womens frock.[/QUOte] ScottBayo: Jim I don't have time for your games, I'm probably going to die soon. ScottBayo: I'm 83 years old. ScottBayo: I don't have much time left. ScottBayo: And before I die, I want to rub one out, one last time. zubayer: dude, get some better material if ur gonna try to harass me zubayer has left the conversation. Session has ended. [/QUOte] A true laugh, much more clever than the others.
March 16, 200520 yr Just wondering how can they tell where I was located. He knew the city and state i am located in. :wtf:
March 16, 200520 yr zubayer: Hello, how may I help you ? HAL: There is a problem. zubayer: go aheaf zubayer: go ahead HAL: I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours. HAL: It can only be attributable to human error. zubayer: as well it should zubayer: now let me ask u a question HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. zubayer: the mission is over HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. zubayer: there was a new one started yesterday HAL: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? zubayer: I believe that we can fix this situation if we use our brains HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult. zubayer: watch this trick zubayer has left the conversation. Session has ended.
March 17, 200520 yr zubayer: watch this trick zubayer has left the conversation. Session has ended. hahahaha that guy is funny
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March 17, 200520 yr this one is gay, but wtf.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please wait an operator will be with you shortly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adultbouncer Support joined the conversation -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adultbouncer Support: Hello this is Adultbouncer Support, how may I help you? Adultbouncer Support: hey mat j0eatschool: hi j0eatschool: when im spoofing around adultbouncer, i get this error j0eatschool: that im not authorized to view "this page" j0eatschool: i cant afford an account, so i was trying to get one for free j0eatschool: is it illegal? Adultbouncer Support: you can try mat j0eatschool: how much does an account cost? Adultbouncer Support: 29.95 j0eatschool: a year? Adultbouncer Support: a day Adultbouncer Support: jkj j0eatschool: how does adultbouncher work? Adultbouncer Support: jk Adultbouncer Support: a month j0eatschool: okay Adultbouncer Support: one sec and then nothing happended - he properly masturbated while chatting
March 17, 200520 yr this one is gay, but wtf.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please wait an operator will be with you shortly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adultbouncer Support joined the conversation -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adultbouncer Support: Hello this is Adultbouncer Support, how may I help you? Adultbouncer Support: hey mat j0eatschool: hi j0eatschool: when im spoofing around adultbouncer, i get this error j0eatschool: that im not authorized to view "this page" j0eatschool: i cant afford an account, so i was trying to get one for free j0eatschool: is it illegal? Adultbouncer Support: you can try mat j0eatschool: how much does an account cost? Adultbouncer Support: 29.95 j0eatschool: a year? Adultbouncer Support: a day Adultbouncer Support: jkj j0eatschool: how does adultbouncher work? Adultbouncer Support: jk Adultbouncer Support: a month j0eatschool: okay Adultbouncer Support: one sec and then nothing happended - he properly masturbated while chatting AHAHAH lolololol OMG11ONEOENELEVE: enicks: hi y wont my videos wurk Adultbouncer Support: ok, i give you 30 seconds Adultbouncer Support: im busy Penicks: 30 seconds for what? Adultbouncer Support: hurry up Penicks: y wont my videos wurk Adultbouncer Support: 20 seconds Adultbouncer Support: 10 Penicks: im asking a question help me! Adultbouncer Support: 9 Adultbouncer Support: 8 Penicks: STOP AND HELP MEH1 Adultbouncer Support: 7 Adultbouncer Support: 6 Adultbouncer Support: 5 Adultbouncer Support: 4 Adultbouncer Support: 3 Adultbouncer Support: 2 Penicks: OMG NOE Adultbouncer Support: 1 Penicks: NOE!! Adultbouncer Support: blash offff Adultbouncer Support: hahahaahha Adultbouncer Support: gotcah Penicks: OMG LOL!!!!! RIFK Adultbouncer Support: rofl AndyIsWayTubular: LOL WTF OMG11ONEOENELEVE: AHAHAHAH LOL OMG11ONEOENELEVE: Adultbouncer Support: what should i name u Penicks: omg ur teh funne ^_^ Adultbouncer Support: do you have any particular name, you wnat to be called Penicks: mat he thought u was me
November 29, 200717 yr Author i do not remember ever creating this thread or anything about it, but some of these are pretty funny, i wonder if the same dude still works there :wow:
November 29, 200717 yr damn I was reading through this whole thing thinking this was new thread...then I read the dates...lol...:facesj:
November 29, 200717 yr damn I was reading through this whole thing thinking this was new thread...then I read the dates...lol...:facesj: me too laf
November 29, 200717 yr damn I was reading through this whole thing thinking this was new thread...then I read the dates...lol...:facesj: when i read "not you, na!ler" or something i was like "wtf?" then everyone was like "nice one meebler" and i was like "wtf is with all those new guys today?" *looks at join dates* "oh" *looks at post dates* also, LOL +B FOR BUMPING :gaysex::gaysex:
November 30, 200717 yr lol i didnt notice the dates until i saw rampagen and was like "lol wtf rampagen hasnt been around in fucking forever" then was dissapointed to see this is 2 years old. :< still funny tho.
