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under my ISP's regulation and many other ISP's as well, my actions online fall directly under Harassment, soon enough harassment will be cross defined with terrorism even though I have no intentions of causing physical harm.

2051- The US goverment declares war on terrorism once again and as myg0t as its main target. myg0t is now over 1 million strong, with members in Europe, South America, Russia, and Canada.

 

2054- myg0t invades Poland, using the Nazi parties "Lightning War" or Blitzkrieg. The US continues to crack down even harder on myg0t held territories such as Canada and Russia.

 

2055- myg0t holds Valve Software hostage and executes them over the now renamed "InterWeb." They charge 10 dollars a show.

 

2058- The United States invades Canada, slaughtering everyone who is affiliated with myg0t. myg0t responds sending an invading force of 1 million soldiers to the US.

 

2060- myg0t and its allies (Europe, South America) declare war on the United States, the African continent, and China. myg0t adopts the swastika as their symbol raging Jews, Germans and other European countries around the world. Europe then declares war on myg0t.

 

2065- myg0t invades Africa and takes all colored people as slaves. They are used as buffers for their invading armies. The US, Europe, and China unite to destroy myg0t, but it proves to be harder than expected since myg0t has no specific country or nationality. Using John Titor's Time machine, Adolf Hitler and the heads of the Nazi party are brought into myg0t. There is much rejoicing.

 

2067- The last of the senior myg0t members die, but were each cloned and have taken over myg0t. Europe falls under myg0t, but took over 200,000 myg0t soldier lives. They are soon replaced by 1 million recruits.

 

2068- myg0t invades China and its neighboring countries, and replaces the communist government with National Socialism. The Jews are raged even more. The US does not respond to any requests for backup.

 

2070- Jews worldwide attempt to assassinate g0d, but are quickly found and executed. myg0t initiates the "Final Solution" similar to that of Adolf Hitler and begin the slaughter of not only Jews, but spooks, gooks, coons, niggers, beans, spics, and even wiggers.

 

2075- The US finally decides to attack myg0t, and fails. Over 500,000 Americans die in the invasion of Europe. The US responds by attempting to drop over 10,000 hyrdogen bombs on all of myg0t held territory, but their weapons system is hacked by myg0t and the bombs are dropped instead on Mexico. Many are raged.

 

2079- myg0t begins to amass forces in west Europe, South America, East China and Japan, and Greenland. Almost 1 billion soldiers are amassed.

 

2080- All of the US is sent back to the stone age as a new version of the myg0t virus is released and sent into the US. Without warning, all forces begin the largest invasion in the world's history. Every last American is killed. There is peace at last. The greatest war ever has ended.

 

2095- 15 years after the war, there is trouble in the world, now renamed "myg0t." A new group of hackers have siezed the senior members and Adolf Hitler at the worlds capital. myg0t responds by sending a special team of ejeet forces. They eradicate the terrorists. There is much rage.

 

2101- myg0t finally perfects a technology they have been working ever since their "Dark ages." This technology is to be known as the speed hack. Many are raged and attempt to attack myg0t. They are no match for the speed hack.

 

4013- Over 2,000 years have passed without any strife in the world of myg0t until God intervenes. A battle between g0d and God takes place in the cradle of civilization, easterm europe.

 

5,471- After 1,000 years of war between g0d and God, almost all of humanity is eradicated. g0d finally kills God but Jesus intervenes and kills all life on earth except for g0d. The earth has become a barren wasteland and a battleground for 2 deities.

 

∞- Jesus is finally destroyed and g0d is left as the sole deity in the universe. Unfortunatly, there is no life on earth or in the universe. Fortunately, he is able to create life from nothing. The circle of time begins again.

 

 

 

Now thats a history lesson.

The US responds by attempting to drop over 10,000 hyrdogen bombs on all of myg0t held territory, but their weapons system is hacked by myg0t and the bombs are dropped instead on Mexico. Many are raged.

 

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Rofl that was the best part

this "history lesson" could turn into an RPG game.

 

written and produced by myg0tsoftware co. i bet it would sell big $$$

 

I wonder what the EULA would say.

this "history lesson" could turn into an RPG game.

 

written and produced by myg0tsoftware co. i bet it would sell big $$$

 

I wonder what the EULA would say.

 

im gonna download it from torrentspy :drool2:

2021. VALVe makes a surprise return and announces plans on Half-Life 3.

 

2023. Gabe Newell loses 672 pounds, he now weighs 1,744 lbs, his lightest in almost 56 years.

 

2024. myg0t steals Half-Life 3 before the release, causing Gabe to commit suicide. Because of his weight, burying his body is impossible, he is cremated.

 

2046. The fat corpse of Gabe still burns, and we learn that fat works as a long term fuel.

 

2046. myg0ts order the death of all fat people so that we can have fuel for the rest of our lives.

 

2047. Half-life 3 sells a total of 6 copies, myg0ts sell illeagal copies and make millions.

 

 

yay!

 

 

Rofl that was leet

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ok dumb question here

 

You said in 2004 - valve filed for bankruptcy - wtf is that all about?

 

yes i know its a story - but all the stuff you said in the past was all true

look up the word subsequently

some of both blocky and father time could be trusted other then that..its a good read..a game out of it would be kinda stupid but not sure..but still a good read
this "history lesson" could turn into an RPG game.

 

written and produced by myg0tsoftware co. i bet it would sell big $$$

 

I wonder what the EULA would say.

 

rofl my thoughts exactly while reading it, "this is going to turn into a queer rpg thread"

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