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Some backstory, I was spamming this girls livejournal with really atrocious comments. She's some emo bitch that I just picked at random from my area. So she started deleting my comments after a couple of days of the words COCK IN ASS being copy and pasted across her comments, so I decided to give her a piece of my mind.

 

reversemicr0wave: don't delete my fucking comments slut

hang the x dj: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

reversemicr0wave: I FUCKING TOLD YOU

reversemicr0wave: WILL MARSHALL

hang the x dj: I DONT FUCKNG KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE

reversemicr0wave: WILL MARSHALL

reversemicr0wave: REMEMBER

reversemicr0wave: WE MET

reversemicr0wave: AT CAMP

hang the x dj: oh and what fucking camp is this?

reversemicr0wave: I DONT KNOW I NEVER WENT TO CAMP

hang the x dj: how the fuck do you know me!?

reversemicr0wave: OH SHIT

reversemicr0wave: CAUGHT IN MY OWN WEB OF LIES

hang the x dj: i fucking hate you, i don't even know you but I fucking hate you.

reversemicr0wave: but... but... i love you

hang the x dj: you dont fucking know me.

hang the x dj: and no you fucking dont, leave me the fuck alone.

reversemicr0wave: i know you're fat

hang the x dj: how the fuck did you find my journal?

reversemicr0wave: well i started off just harassing nick

hang the x dj: nick who?

reversemicr0wave: and then i just harassed everyone who bothered to comment

hang the x dj: Oh

reversemicr0wave: nick zinnanti

hang the x dj: You have no fucking life.

reversemicr0wave: nah

reversemicr0wave: it only takes me like

reversemicr0wave: 5 seconds

hang the x dj: i fucking hate you

reversemicr0wave: and i do it school

reversemicr0wave: and while i'm doing something else

hang the x dj: i fucking hate you

reversemicr0wave: like masturbating

reversemicr0wave: or something

reversemicr0wave: what are you doing tonight

reversemicr0wave: we should hang out

hang the x dj: no we fucking shouldnt

reversemicr0wave: yeah come on

reversemicr0wave: it'll be fun

hang the x dj: you're an awful awful person and i hate you

reversemicr0wave: where are you going

reversemicr0wave: we could meet up there

hang the x dj: NO WE FUCKING WONT.

reversemicr0wave: come on

hang the x dj: I'M NEVER EVER FUCKING TALKING TO YOU EVER

hang the x dj: BECAUSE I FUCKING HAT EYOU

reversemicr0wave: come on

reversemicr0wave: i'm a cool guy

hang the x dj: YOU DONT KNOW ME, AND YOU'RE AN AWFUL EXCUSE FOR A PERSON.

hang the x dj: no, y ou're fucking not.

reversemicr0wave: i think we got off to a bad start

reversemicr0wave: lets start over

hang the x dj: GEE YOU FUCKING THINK?

reversemicr0wave: hi my name is will marshall

reversemicr0wave: whats yours

hang the x dj: yeah theres no way were ever fucking starting

reversemicr0wave: why, why, thats not your name at all

hang the x dj: Maybe it fucking is

hang the x dj: I hate you, get that threw your head.

reversemicr0wave: no way

reversemicr0wave: that cant be your name

reversemicr0wave: its like

reversemicr0wave: more than 10 words

hang the x dj: fucking so/

reversemicr0wave: or 8

reversemicr0wave: i didnt bother counting

hang the x dj: i dont fucking care

reversemicr0wave: are you like muslim or something

reversemicr0wave: that you have such a goofy name

hang the x dj: no i dont have a fucking religion

reversemicr0wave: oh come on

reversemicr0wave: yes you do

hang the x dj: no i dont

reversemicr0wave: you werent born a god hating harlot

reversemicr0wave: you only got that way because MTV told you it was cool

hang the x dj: a) i dont watch tv or mtv

hang the x dj: and b) i'm not god hating

hang the x dj: i just dont go to any house of worship

hang the x dj: and i dont confine myself to a religion because i am allowed to believe anything i want

hang the x dj: i think theres a god i just dont think i should fucking be told what and who he is

reversemicr0wave: wow it sounds like you're a cookie cutter individual

reversemicr0wave: what are you like 14?

hang the x dj: it sounds like you'er a fucking asshole

hang the x dj: fucking thirteen, thanks for asking.

reversemicr0wave: HAHAHA

hang the x dj: and how fucking old are you?

reversemicr0wave: 17

reversemicr0wave: old enough to be your grandpappy

hang the x dj: DO YOU FEEL FUCKING COOL NOW?

hang the x dj: FIGHTING WITH SOMEONE WHOS FUCKING A LITTLE BIG MORE THEN THREE YEARS YOUNGER THEN YOU?

reversemicr0wave: yeah actually I always feel cool

reversemicr0wave: especially when i'm naked

hang the x dj: SHUT THE FUCK UP

hang the x dj: I HATE YOU

reversemicr0wave: come on don't say that

hang the x dj: You're a fucking asshole

reversemicr0wave: i know we've had some rough times in our relationship

reversemicr0wave: but we can work through it

hang the x dj: WE DONT FUCKING HAVE A RELATIONSHI

reversemicr0wave: we always do

hang the x dj: FUCKYOURSELF

hang the x dj: KILLYOURSELF

reversemicr0wave: honey please

reversemicr0wave: i know you don't mean that

hang the x dj: I FUCKING DO, you dont know ho w much I fucking do.

hang the x dj: Why the fuck are you wastnig your time doing this shit?

hang the x dj: what the fuck is your porblem?

reversemicr0wave: well

reversemicr0wave: it all started

reversemicr0wave: when i was a wee lad

hang the x dj: STOP STOP STOP

reversemicr0wave: i wanted the luke skywalker action figure for xmas

reversemicr0wave: but my mom got me chewbacca

reversemicr0wave: ever since then ive never been the same

hang the x dj: You're not funy. at all.

hang the x dj: I hate you so fucking much and I dont even nkow you.

hang the x dj: why me, why the fuck do you want to fucking fuck with my life?

reversemicr0wave: Oh don't feel too special

reversemicr0wave: I do this to everyone

hang the x dj: I dont fucking feel special

hang the x dj: i dont even fucking nkow you

hang the x dj: you're three years older then me

hang the x dj: i've never met you in my life

hang the x dj: why the fuck me

reversemicr0wave: You probably have

reversemicr0wave: And you didn't know it

hang the x dj: no i bet you i fucking havent

reversemicr0wave: I used to live in Hicksville

hang the x dj: i dont fucking care

reversemicr0wave: I went to Lee Avenue Elementary school

reversemicr0wave: those were the best days of my life

hang the x dj: i still dont fucking care

reversemicr0wave: You ever see Donnie Darko?

reversemicr0wave: Thats a good movie.

hang the x dj: no, i fucking havent.

reversemicr0wave: You should rent it.

reversemicr0wave: But not the VHS

reversemicr0wave: Get the DVD

reversemicr0wave: it's got special features

reversemicr0wave: You know, this is turning out better than I expected.

Previous message was not received by hang the x dj because of error: User hang the x dj is not available.

 

PART 2: It's still me on a different screen name.

 

ImposterClock: I just wanted to let you know Will just sent me the conversation he had with you.

hang the x dj: who the fuck are you

ImposterClock: One of Will's friends.

ImposterClock: I just want to apologize for him

ImposterClock: He's an asshole

hang the x dj: uhm, yes.

hang the x dj: Okay, since you're being nice I'm not going to be too mean, but theres gotta be something up you're sleeve.

ImposterClock: Nah

ImposterClock: I just felt really bad

hang the x dj: why? he sure as shit doesnt

ImposterClock: Well he's an asshole

ImposterClock: I'm pretty sure he doesn't even have emotions

hang the x dj: not going to fight you on that

hang the x dj: never even met the kid and he's got to fucking try and ruin me mentally? sweet kid, I hope he gets a shit full of fucking coal under his christmas tree.

ImposterClock: He's parents spoil him though

ImposterClock: Kid is a brat

ImposterClock: So thats probably not going to happen

hang the x dj: damn, it was nice to dream.

hang the x dj: well then i hope christmas eve he drives home drunk and kills himself. yeah, i'm sweet like that.

ImposterClock: haha

ImposterClock: he probably will

hang the x dj: good

hang the x dj: if i see it on the news i'll fucking clap and cheer.

ImposterClock: haha will marshall dies in car accident, world rejoices

hang the x dj: i'm an awful person but i couldnt care less

ImposterClock: So I just wanted to apologize for him, because just reading that conversation made me die a little inside :-(

hang the x dj: haha, coincidence, it made me die a lot inside.

hang the x dj: usually i just let things like that roll off my shoulders and I couldnt care less, but this one fuck head really got to me.

ImposterClock: damn that sucks

ImposterClock: also i just wanted to ask

ImposterClock: what are you doing tonight

hang the x dj: what?

ImposterClock: GOTCHA BITCH

ImposterClock: WILL MARSHALL DOESNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS

hang the x dj: suprise

ImposterClock: ZING

hang the x dj signed off at 6:52:36 PM.

haha nice one, I did the same to this emo girl ages ago who said she cut her wrists and stuff. But she deleted the whole journal afterwards :kkkd:

 

http://www.opendiary.com is a great place to rage you get loads of emo chicks complaining about their lifes and you can send comments with no name, and some of them allow HTML in the comments :fruit:

hang the x dj: DO YOU FEEL FUCKING COOL NOW?

hang the x dj: FIGHTING WITH SOMEONE WHOS FUCKING A LITTLE BIG MORE THEN THREE YEARS YOUNGER THEN YOU?

reversemicr0wave: yeah actually I always feel cool

reversemicr0wave: especially when i'm naked

hang the x dj: SHUT THE FUCK UP

hang the x dj: I HATE YOU

 

 

HAHAHAHAHA

 

great stuff the end is fucking great to

ImposterClock: also i just wanted to ask

ImposterClock: what are you doing tonight

hang the x dj: what?

ImposterClock: GOTCHA BITCH

ImposterClock: WILL MARSHALL DOESNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS

hang the x dj: suprise

ImposterClock: ZING

hang the x dj signed off at 6:52:36 PM.

Haha. Nice one. :ownedd:

Holy shit, that make me rifk so hard.

 

Edit: Merged a double post.

 

haha nice one, I did the same to this emo girl ages ago who said she cut her wrists and stuff. But she deleted the whole journal afterwards :kkkd:

 

http://www.opendiary.com is a great place to rage you get loads of emo chicks complaining about their lifes and you can send comments with no name, and some of them allow HTML in the comments :fruit:

 

Yea, I've gone into a few and done this:

 

YOU!!!!!!!!!! SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK KILL YOURSELF! YOU SUCK YOU SUCK. YOUR PROBLEMS ARE MEANINGLESS. DIE, COMMIT SUICIDE. I'LL PROVIDE THE GUN.

 

YOU!!!!!!!!!! SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK KILL YOURSELF! YOU SUCK YOU SUCK. YOUR PROBLEMS ARE MEANINGLESS. DIE, COMMIT SUICIDE. I'LL PROVIDE THE GUN.

 

Then I end it with:

 

You, sir. HAVE BEEN RAGED.

 

Courtesy of,

 

myg0t

 

We own you.

 

http://www.myg0t.net

 

They're going to be so raged. :)

FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING LOOOK I CNA CUSS AN I'M ONLY 13!

 

You forgot to tell her to kill herself

I had to talk to this bitch, I gave her a lil rage. rifk

 

[20:32] Fastf00dguy1: wow you were good

[20:32] hang the x dj: who in the hell are you

[20:32] *** Auto-response sent to hang the x dj: [a0 designz]

[20:32] Fastf00dguy1: don't act like you don't remember

[20:33] Fastf00dguy1: don't play like that just cause you were drunk

[20:33] hang the x dj: get a life, please.

[20:33] Fastf00dguy1: i have one

[20:33] Fastf00dguy1: how can you not remember

[20:34] Fastf00dguy1: the way you were screaming I would think you would never forget it

[20:34] *** "hang the x dj" signed off at Wed Mar 23 20:34:50 2005.

[20:37] Fastf00dguy1: ..

[20:38] Fastf00dguy1: why play like that

[20:38] Fastf00dguy1: I'm sorry I didn't mean to tell Rob about it

[20:38] hang the x dj: go die,.

[20:38] Fastf00dguy1: I said I was sorry

[20:39] *** "hang the x dj" signed off at Wed Mar 23 20:39:02 2005.

reversemicr0wave: yeah actually I always feel cool

reversemicr0wave: especially when i'm naked

 

RIFK!!!!

 

edit 2 minutes later:

 

ImposterClock: GOTCHA BITCH

ImposterClock: WILL MARSHALL DOESNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS

 

RIFK!!!!!111oneoneone :lmfao: :lmfao:

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