Posted October 28, 200321 yr okay im trying not to make this sound gay in the best way possible, but can you guys think of any funny/cool halloween costumes? i was thinking about being party boy and ripping off all my clothes and hump-dancing the little trick or treaters who come to my door ;x
October 28, 200321 yr okay im trying not to make this sound gay in the best way possible, but can you guys think of any funny/cool halloween costumes? i was thinking about being party boy and ripping off all my clothes and hump-dancing the little trick or treaters who come to my door ;x Normal. Dress like a normal person. Today is the 27. This means you have 4 days to change from pasty white to moderate white. Tanning salons work wonders. Then you might be able to hump more than the trick or treaters (I go for the moms, personally).
October 28, 200321 yr http://www.camferdam-design.com/sponge.jpg http://www.justkidcostumes.com/kc1307md.jpg
October 28, 200321 yr without doubt... I'd go for this http://www.saunalahti.fi/~skywolf/ss-uniform.jpg
October 28, 200321 yr I found a priest outfit, and i'm gonna wrap lil boys underwear around my arm and go as a priest on the patch. You could also take tigger from Winnie the pooh and tie it around your neck and go as Roy Horn.
October 28, 200321 yr NWA']Normal. Dress like a normal person. Today is the 27. This means you have 4 days to change from pasty white to moderate white. Tanning salons work wonders. Then you might be able to hump more than the trick or treaters (I go for the moms' date=' personally).[/quote'] If he goes as "normal" everyone else will think hes dressed up as a faggot, maybe if you get some fake tits you could pass as a chick. Or you could go as "Faggot Pope" and do the hump children thing.
October 29, 200321 yr Author vein']If he goes as "normal" everyone else will think hes dressed up as a faggot' date=' maybe if you get some fake tits you could pass as a chick. Or you could go as "Faggot Pope" and do the hump children thing.[/quote'] or i could be your mom.............OMFG ROFL RIFK PWNED
October 29, 200321 yr When I played E&B my Jewish guild leader told us he dressed up as an SS officer for halloween, why don't you try that?
October 29, 200321 yr Author haha that would be pretty funny but who knows where to get clothes/pins needed for that costume...any other ideas
October 29, 200321 yr How about wearing spandex shorts with a bullwinkle hat on your head and a guitar coming out your ass while licking a huge lolly pop......that'll get the chicks all hot and bothered at the party.
October 29, 200321 yr i say, don't dress up. be more practical... just spend most of the night hearassing children, stealing candy, and picking on emo faggots who decide they want to be Jack Skeleton for halloween. the most fun is picking on emo faggots.
October 29, 200321 yr Im going to be a bus bomber... heres a pic of it: http://www.china-fpa.org/hpa2002/2002photo/d-nphoto/3n0993-02.jpg
October 29, 200321 yr im gonna get that hulk mask thing to make your voice all "hulkish" then im gonna get those dumbass gloves, and maybe a green suit
October 29, 200321 yr any army/navy surplus will be able to give you leads on where to get patches and pins (replica) for the uniform, and probably tell you where you can order replica nazi or jap WWII uniforms... however, for rage factor, it's just as easy to go to surplus store, buy old olive drab field uniform (korea/early vietnam), then run to Kmart and buy a plastic M-16 and an asian baby doll... cut the uniform up to "customize" it the way vietnam era troops did, and take a hammer to the doll's head... go out on halloween as a vietnam vet with a baby whose head you bashed in with the butt of the weapon to "save ammo" (for realism, karo syrup with food red food coloring makes good blodd and bloodstainfs, and oatmeal mixed with clear geletin and flour makes GREAT brains to splatter and ooze from the crushed baby skull) the WWII stuff will only rage grandparents and people who are hypersensitive enough to take it as racial, rather than costume...not that many people on halloween...but a deliberately gross costume depicting vietnam vets as babykillers will piss off all veterans and "supporters" for THAT part, and the "impropriaty" of the costume (in its gross and vivid depiction of racial violence against minors) will piss off quite a few more.... Just an idea.
