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To all the pissed of people that register daily , just to flame us to shreds i am willing to give some handy tips

 

1.No abusing of the word fag(-got) : Try to use synonims like "queer" and "homo"

 

2.No walls of text : Nobody will bother to read those . Just tell us what youhave to say fast and go die in a hole

 

3.NO over-usage of adjectives : Instead of saying "Mygot can suck my big hard cock never touched by women because i am such a gay " , say "Mygot can suck my cock , wich is : big , hard and never touched by women , because i am such a gay

 

4.Never citate the dictionary , or some ancient roman dude : When you do this , you are bound to get repsonses like

"Gay : the attraction between... ah wtf , im talking about you!"

 

5.very important : you are a moron : If you are actually reading this while making you flame thread , you are a moron . If you are in here just to flame us , you're one too . Just dig a hole and die in it

 

6.Make your hole to die in deep enough : Try to add pirrhanas (no idea how to write this) and crocodiles so that you die a violent , bloody death . Don't forget to write "myg0t owned me" on your head

To all the pissed of people that register daily , just to flame us to shreds i am willing to give some handy tips

 

1.No abusing of the word fag(-got) : Try to use synonims like "queer" and "homo"

 

2.No walls of text : Nobody will bother to read those . Just tell us what youhave to say fast and go die in a hole

 

3.NO over-usage of adjectives : Instead of saying "Mygot can suck my big hard cock never touched by women because i am such a gay " , say "Mygot can suck my cock , wich is : big , hard and never touched by women , because i am such a gay

 

4.Never citate the dictionary , or some ancient roman dude : When you do this , you are bound to get repsonses like

"Gay : the attraction between... ah wtf , im talking about you!"

 

5.very important : you are a moron : If you are actually reading this while making you flame thread , you are a moron . If you are in here just to flame us , you're one too . Just dig a hole and die in it

 

6.Make your hole to die in deep enough : Try to add pirrhanas (no idea how to write this) and crocodiles so that you die a violent , bloody death . Don't forget to write "myg0t owned me" on your head

 

 

 

AAHHH, this post is really good!!!

 

!!!FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

To all the pissed of people that register daily , just to flame us to shreds i am willing to give some handy tips

 

1.No abusing of the word fag(-got) : Try to use synonims like "queer" and "homo"

 

2.No walls of text : Nobody will bother to read those . Just tell us what youhave to say fast and go die in a hole

 

3.NO over-usage of adjectives : Instead of saying "Mygot can suck my big hard cock never touched by women because i am such a gay " , say "Mygot can suck my cock , wich is : big , hard and never touched by women , because i am such a gay

 

4.Never citate the dictionary , or some ancient roman dude : When you do this , you are bound to get repsonses like

"Gay : the attraction between... ah wtf , im talking about you!"

 

5.very important : you are a moron : If you are actually reading this while making you flame thread , you are a moron . If you are in here just to flame us , you're one too . Just dig a hole and die in it

 

6.Make your hole to die in deep enough : Try to add pirrhanas (no idea how to write this) and crocodiles so that you die a violent , bloody death . Don't forget to write "myg0t owned me" on your head

 

 

You spelt WHICH wrong. THANKS!

Yea man I am. :(.

aah man, thatsucks! :(

U kno, Im excellent in psychology, wanna tlk? (aslong as youre NOT gay)

aah man, thatsucks! :(

U kno, Im excellent in psychology, wanna tlk? (aslong as youre NOT gay)

 

 

No i'm not gay. But today I found myself using a Moustrap for sexual pleasure.

No i'm not gay. But today I found myself using a Moustrap for sexual pleasure.

 

teach me oh mighty one :bowdown:

teach me oh mighty one :bowdown:

 

Ok.

 

Materials:

One "Victor" Mousetrap(comes in packs of two.)

One 1/2inch piece of cheese.

One Mouse.(preferably(sp?) store bought.)

 

Intructions:

1.Take the Piece of Cheese and place it on the "Victor" brand mousetrap and set the rap.

2.Let the mouse loose.

3. Place your penis next to the cheese.

4.When the mouse goes for the cheese, the whiskers should tickle your member.

5. Next the trap should snap causing serious pain to your shaft.

6. Insanely dance around screaming "AH FUCK!".

7. Rip off the trap, then place your penis under could water as fast as possible.

8. The could water should feel SO good on your intensely hemmoraging(sp?) penis that it should make you orgasm.

9. Cum, then wipe it off pull up your pants and collect the store bought mouse.

10. Place the store bought mouse back in teh cage, and throw out the mousetrap.

 

Conclusion:

 

This thread was pointless.

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