Posted March 27, 200520 yr Why is basketball a black man's favorite sport? So he can steal, shoot, and run. Q: What do you call to Black people in a sleeping bag ? A: Twix How do you scare black people? put a noose in the front yard how do you know if an asian robbed your house? your math homework is finished, your computer is faster then ever, and you see a rice cooker in the kitchen with choped nigger fingers. what do you call a black that has a nice car? A theif How do you blind an ASIAN? Put a windshield in front of them Q. what's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A. A bench can support a family!!! How do you find the richest person in mexico? Roll a quarter down the street! What do u call a group a white people? Ritz (Crackers) what do u call 2 indians sleeping in a ditch.............slumber party! How do you name a asian person? Throw a spoon on the wall and see what sound it makes Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it's in the oven. What do you get if you cross Michael Jackson and Arnold Swarzenegger? Michael Wazanigger. NWA=NIGGER WITH ATTITUDE
March 27, 200520 yr If they are idiots how would they do you're math homework when you couldn't do and make you're computer better...
March 27, 200520 yr 4 nig.gers surrounding one white guy= a mugging 5 nig.gers surrounding one white guy=basketball team 100 nig.gers surrounding one white guy=a prison yard How you starve a nig.ger? Hide his welfare check under his work boots Whatcha get when a nig.ger fucks a spic? A kid too lazy to steal. 3 hispanics, one asian, and 4 african americans= 1 KKK lawn sprinkler (spic-a,spic-a,spic-a,CHINK, nig.ger-nig.ger-nig.ger-nig.ger) What sound does an aryan Harley make? "RUUUN niga nigga nigga RUUUUNNNN"
March 27, 200520 yr the asian ones ARE GAY!!!!!!!! No they're not. RIFK at the windshield one. Q: Two black guys go over a cliff in a car and die. What's the tradgedy? A: You could have fit six in a van. Q: What do you say when you wake up and see your T.V. floating in the air? A: Drop it nigger!
March 27, 200520 yr Author Because MISTER BLACK is a dumb retard that needs to be +B.stop being a bastard http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/j/tjw224/fat%20bastard.JPG
March 27, 200520 yr Most of these are horrible changes of actually funny jokes. The windshield one was originally designed for women. How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her! For Asians it is: How do you blind an Asian? Dental floss. The one for the car over the cliff is: A (insert 5 seater car brand name here) goes over a cliff seating 4 Jews/Niggers/Spics, what's wrong here? A (car) seats 5. These jokes are horrible, they're just plain racist without the punchline. Edit: can't wait to hear someone butcher the "my uncle fell off the guardtower" joke.
March 27, 200520 yr NWA']Most of these are horrible changes of actually funny jokes. The windshield one was originally designed for women. How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her! For Asians it is: How do you blind an Asian? Dental floss. The one for the car over the cliff is: A (insert 5 seater car brand name here) goes over a cliff seating 4 Jews/Niggers/Spics, what's wrong here? A (car) seats 5. These jokes are horrible, they're just plain racist without the punchline. Edit: can't wait to hear someone butcher the "my uncle fell off the guardtower" joke. yea i know it!!!! ME-yea...my uncle died in WWII JEW- oh thats horrible how did he die ME-he fell off the guard tower ....idk if thats the original version but thats how i heard it
March 27, 200520 yr NWA']Most of these are horrible changes of actually funny jokes. The windshield one was originally designed for women. How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her! For Asians it is: How do you blind an Asian? Dental floss. The one for the car over the cliff is: A (insert 5 seater car brand name here) goes over a cliff seating 4 Jews/Niggers/Spics, what's wrong here? A (car) seats 5. These jokes are horrible, they're just plain racist without the punchline. Edit: can't wait to hear someone butcher the "my uncle fell off the guardtower" joke. while we're being obsessive compulsive, the asian name one is "How do chinese parents name their kids? They throw cutlery down the stairs"
March 27, 200520 yr Q: what do the kkk and steroids have in common? A: they both make niggas run fast
March 27, 200520 yr Why do niggers walk the way they do? They spent the first 9 months of their life dodging a coat hanger. How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny. Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive? * They think the smells coming from the outside. Why do blacks smell? so blind people can hate them to. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? * Skid marks in front of the dog. What is eight miles long and has a combined I.Q. of 68? * The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.
May 22, 200519 yr Q: Why do prescription bottles have cotton in them? A: To remind niggaz they was pickin cotton before they was sellin drugs!! Beat that, bitches.
May 22, 200519 yr Q: what do the kkk and steroids have in common? A: they both make niggas run fast Best one so far.. by far Ill add 1. A Jew and a black man jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first Who Wins? ...Society
