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Q: How long can a female negro hold up her shit?

A: 9 months

 

Q: What's an accident?

A: When a plane fulll of niggers crashes in the ocean.

Q: What's a disaster?

A: When there is a survivor.

 

Q: What's 1 negro on the moon?

A: One less on Earth

Q: What's ALL the niggers on the moon?

A: The Solution.

Why is 8-ball rasistic?

 

because u shoot down first the coloured, then the black one with a white!

 

How small can a nigger family be?

At least 22 fathers, 19 sisters, 22 brothers, 18 mothers, and 5690 cousins, and 10 500 owners.

 

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!

 

White folks aren't racist . .

. . we've all got colored TV's!

 

Why do niggers hate asperin?

Because it's white and it works!

 

A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?"

The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.

 

What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?

A gorilla shit on his face!

 

What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff with one empty seat?

A crying shame!

 

What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start!

 

What did God say when he made the first nigger?

Oops! Burnt another one!

 

Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?

Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do!

 

Why is a nigger like a vending machine?

Neither work, but they both take your money!

Ok i got a couple

 

what do u call a niger priest

 

Holy Shit :rofl: :owned:

 

 

 

How do u get a nigger out of ur tree

 

cut the rope

 

 

 

how do u stop a nigger from drowning

 

take ur foot off his head

 

 

 

 

:owned: :owned:

What's that beat up cadilac that kike's drive and it's as long at their noses?

 

Jew Canoe

What did God say when he made the first nigger?

Oops! Burnt another one!

 

Should be:

What did God say when he made the second nigger?

Oops! Burnt another one!

 

 

I suggest my nigger jokes are the best since I posted a link to a site with a bunch of them.. else the "holy shit" one is the best one.

whats the differan ce between as jew and a pizza?

pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven

 

 

whats the differance between a nigger and a pizza?

a pizza can feed a family of 4

 

 

What happened when a nigger picked up his family tree?

the gorrila threw a rock at him

THIS ONE FUCKING MADE ME RIFK FOR AN HOUR

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!

a black man and his son are on a plane. the plane is overloaded so they say to make it fair, they are going to have passengers jump off the plane alphabeticly. the captain comes on the intercom and says "will all the african americans jump." next he asks that all the "blacks" please jump out. the plane is stuff overloaded so the captain says "will all the coons please jump out." the boy looks up at his father and says "when are we jumping?" the father looks back and says "son, today we're niggers"

What's the only positive thing in Harlem?

H.I.V.

 

What's the definition of complicated in Harlem

Fathers day

 

What's the difference between a black jew and a white jew?

The black jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

What's the difference between a black jew and a white jew?

The black jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

 

u killed 2 birds with one stone roffle

ROFL, keep them coming!!1
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