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Your mom's like a computer...whether floppy or hard, she'll take you in.

 

Your mom's like the statue of liberty...she knows how to hold my torch.

 

Your mom's like a Chevy Corvette...you fill her up, and she'll sound like 400 horses.

 

Your mom makes me feel like Jesus...when I see her, I rise again.

 

Say those to people over xbox live, and watch everyone take your side in ANY argument. HeHA!

 

Now your turn people...what about my fuckin mom?!

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Actually we can turn this into a flame thread...where we flame each other with your mother jokes. There ya go. And yeah, that wasn't funny...that was sub-shit, foo.

 

Your mom's like m16...doesn't matter how much you reload her, she'll still work.

Your mommy is so fat, that when she had a coca cola t-shirt, a kid tried to put in a dollar in her toe and take out the cola out her pussy

 

your mommy is so fat that when she was swimming, the spanish ppl wanted to think they found a new continent.

 

Your momma is so fat, when she had an X T-shirt on, helicopters tried to land on her.

Actually we can turn this into a flame thread...where we flame each other with your mother jokes. There ya go. And yeah, that wasn't funny...that was sub-shit, foo.

 

Your mom's like m16...doesn't matter how much you reload her, she'll still work.

your mom isn't funny and she's sub-shit k? now shut facen

Your mom's like a computer...whether floppy or hard, she'll take you in.

 

Your mom's like the statue of liberty...she knows how to hold my torch.

 

Your mom's like a Chevy Corvette...you fill her up, and she'll sound like 400 horses.

 

Your mom makes me feel like Jesus...when I see her, I rise again.

 

Say those to people over xbox live, and watch everyone take your side in ANY argument. HeHA!

 

Now your turn people...what about my fuckin mom?!

 

You are a faggot. None of those were close to being funny.

 

What about your mom? I found her bloody, naked body in a sewer after she got gangraped by the 3rd string Harlem Globetrotters.

 

gg i win stfu now.

Your mommy is so fat, that when she had a coca cola t-shirt, a kid tried to put in a dollar in her toe and take out the cola out her pussy

 

your mommy is so fat that when she was swimming, the spanish ppl wanted to think they found a new continent.

 

Your momma is so fat, when she had an X T-shirt on, helicopters tried to land on her.

 

You fucking suck at jokes. Not even a spazzy down syndrome kid would smile at them.

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You are a faggot. None of those were close to being funny.

 

What about your mom? I found her bloody, naked body in a sewer after she got gangraped by the 3rd string Harlem Globetrotters.

 

gg i win stfu now.

 

Your mom and I are the reason you exist, biyitch...bow to me. You got a family tradition goin gg...you get raged, your mom gets raped.

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You are a faggot. None of those were close to being funny.

 

What about your mom? I found her bloody, naked body in a sewer after she got gangraped by the 3rd string Harlem Globetrotters.

 

gg i win stfu now.

 

Actually, your mom's a fuckin globetrotter...she can work balls like no other...ya fuckin leprechaun.

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This comin from a nigga who can't tell his dick from a thumb...and you got small thumbs, biznatch.

 

Your mom loves double penetration...both ears, acorndick.

 

And you...NICCUH NIGGER...next time I come to your fuckin house with handcuffs and whipped cream, you can watch what I do to your old lady. She gonna be cryin blood, homie.

 

Now get raged and dance, nigga.

 

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Come on fuckers, I'm the class act. I want a challenge...though Niccuh's mom was a challenge I'll tell ya. I had to use a machete on that thick bush just to get to her tight pussy. You aint dancin yet nigger. Dude, you entertainin me...come on ya fag.

 

HAHAHA! I'll ride yo momma's ass to hell like a horse to a slaughterhouse. Ya raged yet homeslice?

 

Don't get me wrong though, I'll admit defeat if you're good enough...I've been gettin people raged since y'all were itches in yo daddys' pants.

Since when did the "i fucked your mum" insult ever offend anyone here?
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Since when did the "i fucked your mum" insult ever offend anyone here?

 

Lol, it's just a big thing at college, and was at high school...just go with the flow, man. :naughty:

Your mother is so fat, that she got lipo suction and now she is doing ok.

 

Your mother is a such a female, that she gave birth to you.

 

Your mother is so fat, that she started to go on a diet, so she can loose weight.

zuZu']Your mother is so fat, that she got lipo suction and now she is doing ok.

 

Your mother is a such a female, that she gave birth to you.

 

Your mother is so fat, that she started to go on a diet, so she can loose weight.

wrahahahah OOOOH THAT SURE HURT, MAN!

This comin from a nigga who can't tell his dick from a thumb...and you got small thumbs, biznatch.

 

Your mom loves double penetration...both ears, acorndick.

 

And you...NICCUH NIGGER...next time I come to your fuckin house with handcuffs and whipped cream, you can watch what I do to your old lady. She gonna be cryin blood, homie.

 

Now get raged and dance, nigga.

 

+b

 

Come on fuckers, I'm the class act. I want a challenge...though Niccuh's mom was a challenge I'll tell ya. I had to use a machete on that thick bush just to get to her tight pussy. You aint dancin yet nigger. Dude, you entertainin me...come on ya fag.

 

HAHAHA! I'll ride yo momma's ass to hell like a horse to a slaughterhouse. Ya raged yet homeslice?

 

Don't get me wrong though, I'll admit defeat if you're good enough...I've been gettin people raged since y'all were itches in yo daddys' pants.

 

gg nigger

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