May 25, 200519 yr GODDAMNIT FOR THE SWEET LOVE OF myg0t STOP WITH THE FUCKING RACISM. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Rcaist jokes can be funny (i'm australian with irish,german and lithuanian heritage. I know all the jokes assholes) but always saying them pisses people off. stop using the word nigger you jackasses. i swear using that that fucking word shits me up the wall. its like all i fucking hear is some try hard going "nigger nigger nigger and a nigger" nigger this a nigger that. well how about this stop trying to be cool and stop using nigger finnally take a nice big cup of kiss my ass. Fuck, you are the scum of the earth if you make jokes about the holocaust. 6 million jews dead yeah really funny assholes. This joke makes me sick: Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew A pizza doesn't scream when its put in a oven. Well you are truly pathetic human. Yeah really funny I mean you qould probally scream like a little bitch when putting in an oven. In conclusion when a racistdies its not a funeral its a celebration that some pathetic human being is rotting in hell First off, no one gives a damn what you are, australian boy. Secondly: You just said the word "nigger" more times in one post then it's used in whole threads you dolt. Thirdly: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=nigger&btnG=Google+Search Hey! Looky here! Results 1 - 10 of about 788,000 for nigger Do you honestly plan to go and tell each one of those sites to stop saying the word 'nigger'? And do you honestly beleive that by doing so you would infact change their minds into not using the word? Guess what you dumb twat, it's just a word, that's meant to rage dumbasses like you, get over yourself. On a side note: myg0t's website isn't even in the top 50 pages in google.
May 25, 200519 yr On a side note: myg0t's website isn't even in the top 50 pages in google. stfu and no one gives a shit.
May 25, 200519 yr Not in the top 50? Holy shit , i'm going to end my life this instance On a sidenote : Is everyone enjoying this thread as I am? What's the difference between dog shit and niggers? When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit. What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why do niggers cry during sex? The Mace. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy? A chain of empty retail stores. Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What do you call an apartment full of niggers? A COON-dominium. Why are there no nigger astronauts? Their lips explode at 50,000 feet. How do you babysit a niglet? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. How do you get him down? Teach him to say "Motherfucker." How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party. Why do jews have big noses? Air is free. What is a nigger on a bike? Thief. What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line. What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? Good start. What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade. How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars. Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk. How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it. What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?" Why are chimps always frowning? They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers. Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball? The harder you hit it the more English you get. How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon? All of them if you put them in the ashtray. A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? Who cares. A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall. Why don't spics have barbeques? The beans keep falling through the grill. You hear about the new car made in Israel? Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up. What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder. How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? All of them. How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia? Roll a doughnut down the street. How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? One if you spread him real thin. How do you blindfold a chink? Dental floss. How do chinks name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs. What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit? The bag. What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day. When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room. What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? Nigger. What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit? The defendant. There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving? The cop. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black. How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit? 9 months. Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics? To keep the flies off the chicken. Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes? California got first pick. Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels? So they can drive handcuffed. Why are niggers like sperm? Only one in a million actually work. What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms? Niger nigger nigger. How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box? Tell them its a raft. Why do police dogs lick their ass? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth. What can a pizza do that a nigger can't? Feed a family of four. Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet? I.D. What is red green yellow orange purple and pink? A nigger dressed for church. Why do niggers have flat noses? That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails. Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots? They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending. What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl? A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?" Did you hear about the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check. What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing. What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla? A dumb gorilla. What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin. Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers? It comes in a spray can. What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls? It's still legal to own a pit-bull. What do you say to a black man in uniform? "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke." Why do niggers walk the way they do? Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger. What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit? He ate six crocs before they could pull him out. Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over. How do you stop a nigger from going out? Pour more gas on him. Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? He kept waking up twice a week. What do you do if you run over a nigger? Reverse. Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back. Who were the three most famous women in black history? Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker! Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"? You put it on the front of your car. What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common? They're both niggers. How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read? They're both niggers. google jokes
May 25, 200519 yr I have to admit most of the jokes that were above me- sucked fucking ass. Stop getting you're fucking :3some: on with these shitty-ass racist jokes, I agree racism is lame and fuckin' stupid, but if you really want to waste you're time with stupid shit like that, then by fucking god have a fun ass time, morons. :jerkit2:
May 25, 200519 yr i hate god i hate jesus i hate bible bashers i hate priests except for father ted i hate popes i hate everything to do with the christian religion!!!!!
May 26, 200519 yr If you seriously think that MYG0T IS going to stop the racist comments you are on drugs... I mean its myg0t. Anyone who thinks racism should stop need to cut them selves with a rusty razor. GO RACIST PEOPLE! NIGGER BEANERS... ect
May 26, 200519 yr i'm australian with irish,german and lithuanian heritage. Ah, so you're a kangaroo rapist, alcoholic, nazi, and gay flight steward at the sime time? Impressing! :copchase :kkkd:
May 27, 200519 yr stfu and no one gives a shit. By that I meant he's wasting his life trying to tell a community as big as this to stop using racist slang. (2): You suck at raging. (3): If no one 'gives a shit', you obviously do because you bothered to quote me. Not in the top 50? Holy shit , i'm going to end my life this instance Good.
May 27, 200519 yr http://img285.echo.cx/img285/4606/valvesoftwarev16rd.gif Look, it's aussie_asshole (and i'm not talking about the dude with the unrealistically large penis)!
May 27, 200519 yr http://img285.echo.cx/img285/4606/valvesoftwarev16rd.gif Look, it's aussie_asshole (and i'm not talking about the dude with the unrealistically large penis)!
May 27, 200519 yr Pivot Stickfigure Animator? I don't got flash or else i would have made it with that.
May 27, 200519 yr Pivot Stickfigure Animator? I don't got flash or else i would have made it with that.
May 28, 200519 yr Wow another pussy faggot crying about racism. Sorry aussie unlike your dumbass country that banned your guns we're still used to freedom too much to hand it over to carebears like you ;D
June 5, 200519 yr i'm australian with irish,german and lithuanian heritage. I know all the jokes assholes Man that must have been quit a gangbang when they where creating you. Sorry for the long story, I made it as short as possible. Anyway not so long ago I was on a holliday in Amsterdam for euhm... buseniss and stuff. I was walking next to one of the many canals when I saw a sculpture of a cat carved out of wood. I would look so good in the corridor so I entered the shop to ask the price of the sculpture. A strange looking Arabic man answered: "That's 100$ for the cat and 300$ for the story behind it. Because you see it's a special cat and..." "Yeah, yeah cut the crap!", I interrupted "the cat is expensive enough, you keep your story." So there I was walking down the street with my new sculpture. But when I walked into the next street all the cats on that street started to follow me and on the next street even more cats where walking after me. So after a while there must have been like 300 cats walking after me. Now I 'm not (that) stupid so I knew it had something to do with my sculpture. So I said to myself "Fuck this shit!" And I trew the sculpture cat into the canal. Then all the cats that where following me started to jump into the canal... They all drowned. :sly: So I went back to the store and as I entered the Arabic lookin salesman sais "Aah you must have come back to listen to the story." I said "Fuck your story, I came to see if you have any wooden negro's."
June 5, 200519 yr GODDAMNIT FOR THE SWEET LOVE OF myg0t STOP WITH THE FUCKING RACISM. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Rcaist jokes can be funny (i'm australian with irish,german and lithuanian heritage. I know all the jokes assholes) but always saying them pisses people off. stop using the word nigger you jackasses. i swear using that that fucking word shits me up the wall. its like all i fucking hear is some try hard going "nigger nigger nigger and a nigger" nigger this a nigger that. well how about this stop trying to be cool and stop using nigger finnally take a nice big cup of kiss my ass. Fuck, you are the scum of the earth if you make jokes about the holocaust. 6 million jews dead yeah really funny assholes. This joke makes me sick: Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew A pizza doesn't scream when its put in a oven. Well you are truly pathetic human. Yeah really funny I mean you qould probally scream like a little bitch when putting in an oven. In conclusion when a racistdies its not a funeral its a celebration that some pathetic human being is rotting in hell nigger.
June 5, 200519 yr Man that must have been quit a gangbang when they where creating you. Sorry for the long story, I made it as short as possible. Anyway not so long ago I was on a holliday in Amsterdam for euhm... buseniss and stuff. I was walking next to one of the many canals when I saw a sculpture of a cat carved out of wood. I would look so good in the corridor so I entered the shop to ask the price of the sculpture. A strange looking Arabic man answered: "That's 100$ for the cat and 300$ for the story behind it. Because you see it's a special cat and..." "Yeah, yeah cut the crap!", I interrupted "the cat is expensive enough, you keep your story." So there I was walking down the street with my new sculpture. But when I walked into the next street all the cats on that street started to follow me and on the next street even more cats where walking after me. So after a while there must have been like 300 cats walking after me. Now I 'm not (that) stupid so I knew it had something to do with my sculpture. So I said to myself "Fuck this shit!" And I trew the sculpture cat into the canal. Then all the cats that where following me started to jump into the canal... They all drowned. :sly: So I went back to the store and as I entered the Arabic lookin salesman sais "Aah you must have come back to listen to the story." I said "Fuck your story, I came to see if you have any wooden negro's." Why'd you bump a gay thread?
June 5, 200519 yr <aussie> <shitthread>HEY ASSHOLES STOP WITH THE RACISM</shitthread> <endlife> </aussie> +b
June 5, 200519 yr Not in the top 50? Holy shit , i'm going to end my life this instance On a sidenote : Is everyone enjoying this thread as I am? What's the difference between dog shit and niggers? When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit. What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why do niggers cry during sex? The Mace. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy? A chain of empty retail stores. Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What do you call an apartment full of niggers? A COON-dominium. Why are there no nigger astronauts? Their lips explode at 50,000 feet. How do you babysit a niglet? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. How do you get him down? Teach him to say "Motherfucker." How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party. Why do jews have big noses? Air is free. What is a nigger on a bike? Thief. What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line. What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? Good start. What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade. How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars. Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk. How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it. What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?" Why are chimps always frowning? They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers. Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball? The harder you hit it the more English you get. How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon? All of them if you put them in the ashtray. A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? Who cares. A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall. Why don't spics have barbeques? The beans keep falling through the grill. You hear about the new car made in Israel? Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up. What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder. How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? All of them. How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia? Roll a doughnut down the street. How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? One if you spread him real thin. How do you blindfold a chink? Dental floss. How do chinks name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs. What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit? The bag. What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day. When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room. What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? Nigger. What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit? The defendant. There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving? The cop. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black. How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit? 9 months. Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics? To keep the flies off the chicken. Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes? California got first pick. Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels? So they can drive handcuffed. Why are niggers like sperm? Only one in a million actually work. What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms? Niger nigger nigger. How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box? Tell them its a raft. Why do police dogs lick their ass? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth. What can a pizza do that a nigger can't? Feed a family of four. Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet? I.D. What is red green yellow orange purple and pink? A nigger dressed for church. Why do niggers have flat noses? That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails. Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots? They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending. What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl? A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?" Did you hear about the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check. What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing. What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla? A dumb gorilla. What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin. Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers? It comes in a spray can. What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls? It's still legal to own a pit-bull. What do you say to a black man in uniform? "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke." Why do niggers walk the way they do? Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger. What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit? He ate six crocs before they could pull him out. Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over. How do you stop a nigger from going out? Pour more gas on him. Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? He kept waking up twice a week. What do you do if you run over a nigger? Reverse. Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back. Who were the three most famous women in black history? Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker! Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"? You put it on the front of your car. What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common? They're both niggers. How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read? They're both niggers. google jokes :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:
