Posted June 3, 200519 yr Not really a game rage, but a rage still. I was seeing if I could rage some people from http://www.apollohosting.com/support/ . The theme here is that I was playing an old guy who was trying to get an internet connection (this is just a hosting company). Rick : hi Michael, my name is Rick Rick : youll have to bear with me, I don't know much about computers Michael : ok Rick : I had to have my grandson set me up an email, but I dont know how to read it Rick : he says I need the internet to read it Rick : everybody I know has the internet, how can I get it? Rick : my house is pretty old so I dont know if it has any internet plugs or anything Rick : will it cost extra to put some in? Michael : we are not a internet service provider, we web hosting, meaning if you had a website and needed to host it with us we provide that service Rick : you mean I can have my own website? Rick : wow, I thought that was only for big companies Rick : so how do I have a website Michael Michael : we provide the space to host the website, it is still something you owuld have to build and then place inside your hosting account with us Rick : what tools do I need to build a website, Michael? Rick : and where can I buy them Michael : there are two software programs you can look at to build a website front page-a microsoft product and dreamweaver-a product from macromedia anyplace that sells computer software would have them Rick : your text just disappeared or something Michael : there are two software programs you can look at to build a website front page-a microsoft product and dreamweaver-a product from macromedia anyplace that sells computer software would have them Rick : could you repeat that please Michael : there are two software programs you can look at to build a website front page-a microsoft product and dreamweaver-a product from macromedia anyplace that sells computer software would have them Rick : thank you Michael : welcome Rick : my son says his computer has something called spyware Rick : can a website prevent spyware Michael : no Rick : ok Rick : how about viruses Michael : no Rick : my so says his website company scans for viruses Rick : can you do that? Michael : that is his internet service provider Michael : no we are not a isp Rick : ok Rick : this keyboard is cool Rick : my grandsons keyboard is sort of curved Rick : it makes my hands feel good Rick : you should get one of these Michael Rick : he says it helps prevent carpal tunnel Rick : what ever that is Rick : oh sorry I strayed off topic Rick : how fast is your internet Michael : t1 Rick : what does that mean Rick : boy this keyboard sure is nice Rick : I think Ill get one when I go home Rick : hello? Michael : yes Rick : what does 1t mean Michael : t1 is a type of high speed internet connection for businesses Rick : oh so you're one of the professionals Michael : we are a business yes Rick : so have you worked out how to get me connected yet? Michael : you will nedd to find your own isp, we do not provide this service Rick : I was thinking one of you boys could come by and give me a t1 *** If you feel your session has ended prematurely in error, please initiate a new chat session referencing the previous technician's name. Thank you, Customer Service. Rick : I got disconnected Michael : uhuh Rick : ok Rick : so I was thinking one of you fellas could come by and hook me up with one of these t1's i've heard about Michael : rick, i am sorry to say this but unless you have specific questions on web hosting, then I am going to have to let you go, our business is about web hosting, not internet service or installation Rick : I dont understand Rick : whats the difference Rick : please help me out here michael Rick : you said you could bear with me Michael : a internet service provider is a company that you use to connect to the internet so you can surf the web and send and get email, we do web hosting, where as a business or person who wants to have a website on the internet Michael : so Im sorry, this chat will end now Rick : oh Rick : I understand Rick : so when can you come by and hook me up *** If you feel your session has ended prematurely in error, please initiate a new chat session referencing the previous technician's name. Thank you, Customer Service. Rick : sorry about that michael, I think we got disconnected Michael : please stopping chat with us Rick : ok Rick : so how much does this website cost *** If you feel your session has ended prematurely in error, please initiate a new chat session referencing the previous technician's name. Thank you, Customer Service. Rick : hi Michael Rick : what happened Rick : it gave me this message in red *** If you feel your session has ended prematurely in error, please initiate a new chat session referencing the previous technician's name. Thank you, Customer Service. Rick : it said if the session has ended in error, please do a new one Rick : so thats what Im doing Rick : does your computer have spyware Rick : my son says it probably does *** If you feel your session has ended prematurely in error, please initiate a new chat session referencing the previous technician's name. Thank you, Customer Service. Rick : Hi Michael Rick : ld like to speak with a supervisor Rick : if thats not too much trouble *** If you feel your session has ended prematurely in error, please initiate a new chat session referencing the previous technician's name. Thank you, Customer Service. [starting a new chat] Rick : Hi Raymond Raymond : hello there. Rick : I need help with this live chat Raymond : sure, what seems to be the problem? Rick : and when I asked for a supervisor Rick : I got disconnected again *** If you feel your session has ended prematurely in error, please initiate a new chat session referencing the previous technician's name. Thank you, Customer Service. Our Live Chat system is unavailable at this time. Please fill out the form below and our Technical Support Representatives will contact you as soon as possible.
