June 4, 200519 yr That site is fucking awesome. "Sound:IT SUCKS DICK. The sound sucks big huge dick that everytime you play this game cum is flying out of your speakers all over your mouth." "The graphics in this game just look like pure fucking garbage. My friend took a shit and smashed it all over his chest and i was like WOW! Its Brother in Arms!" "This game is about as much use as a bible in downtown Bagdad, and stinks worse than a tramps spunk hole." The guy's a genius His "subtle" insults sorta remind me of Opter's insults
June 5, 200519 yr SWAT4: Gameplay: A guy is running twoards me with a gun what the fuck am i supposed to do yell at him while he he shoots a bullet into my crotch? No fuck that, i bet any swat member would drop to one knee and blow the guys fucking dick right off then put it in a jar and label it with the other jars of his terrorist dick collection to show what a badass he is. :rofl:
June 5, 200519 yr Yeah so i interviewed Gabe Newell 1. Rumors of HL2 going gold in August, are they true? We're on track for the first release candidate July 30th, so hopefully, yes. 2. Doesn't my site own Gamespy and Gamespot? You are the sun, they are the moon. 3. Will Gordon Freeman ever talk? Nope. 4. Would you sleep with Alyx in Hl2? Yes, but unfortunately she has no interested in fat, middle-aged men who dress like they're homeless. 5. Whats your preffered breast size? Heh heh, you said breast. 6. How many gigs of pr0n do you have? None right now. Although, now that you mention it, I've got a good idea what to do with our 4 Gbps of bandwidth once the Half-Life 2 pre-load tapers off... 7. Whats your favorite movie and why? I hate these questions. I always get them wrong. So, uh, Pulp Fiction, because, uh, Tarantino is both a great director and a huge fan at the same time. 8. In Hl2, lets say i was in a vehicle and i blow into a wood fence going full speed, would the planks of wood on the fence break and blow apart? Yes. Don't ask me about the bucket of water, ok? 9. Im sure you listen to death metal... Right? If not what music do you listen to? Khoomei. 10. Read my HL review on my site and tell me what you think of it! :P You missed a spot on your chin. Here, borrow my hankie. RIFKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG:wow:
June 5, 200519 yr Yeah so i interviewed Gabe Newell 1. Rumors of HL2 going gold in August, are they true? We're on track for the first release candidate July 30th, so hopefully, yes. 2. Doesn't my site own Gamespy and Gamespot? You are the sun, they are the moon. 3. Will Gordon Freeman ever talk? Nope. 4. Would you sleep with Alyx in Hl2? Yes, but unfortunately she has no interested in fat, middle-aged men who dress like they're homeless. 5. Whats your preffered breast size? Heh heh, you said breast. 6. How many gigs of pr0n do you have? None right now. Although, now that you mention it, I've got a good idea what to do with our 4 Gbps of bandwidth once the Half-Life 2 pre-load tapers off... 7. Whats your favorite movie and why? I hate these questions. I always get them wrong. So, uh, Pulp Fiction, because, uh, Tarantino is both a great director and a huge fan at the same time. 8. In Hl2, lets say i was in a vehicle and i blow into a wood fence going full speed, would the planks of wood on the fence break and blow apart? Yes. Don't ask me about the bucket of water, ok? 9. Im sure you listen to death metal... Right? If not what music do you listen to? Khoomei. 10. Read my HL review on my site and tell me what you think of it! :P You missed a spot on your chin. Here, borrow my hankie. RIFKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG:wow: LOL
June 5, 200519 yr What a bunch of shit. You could find funnier stuff in the rectum of a salmon. Aww. Don't be so sad your favourite game got ripped on.
June 5, 200519 yr Aww. Don't be so sad your favourite game got ripped on. No, it's really just not funny.
