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been caught chokin' the chicken 63 members have voted

  1. 1. been caught chokin' the chicken

    • Yes
      26
    • No
      37

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If you count my blind grandma walking in on me, then yes..

Almost.

 

My dad caught me masturbating to a picture of my favorite baseball player when I was 14. I was looking at a color magazine picture of him in his tight uniform and you could see the outline of his cock and balls. I am into gals, but his picture threw me a curve. It was so erotic, to me at least, that I had to jack off. And I shot a load of cum like I never did before. That's when dad came into the bathroom while I was sittting on the bathroom chair jerking. He came into the bathroom to take a leak and he didn't know I was home. He smiled at me and said "gotcha". After taking his leak he let his cock hang out and he got a hardon and we both jacked off together because I was still so hot. Every once in a while we would mutually jerk off each other for the fun of it, but not often.

 

And this guy claims he's hetro. :wow:

There is this handy invention called a lock on a bedroom and your own house.

If you posses these two things you are free to sue anyone who catches you

No.

My mother almost caught me having sex, that's all

Same. rifk....my girlfriend was like WTF rifk

Well, unfortunately I don't have that problem. Whenever I need to bust a good one, I either go to my girlfriend or a "Friend with Benefits". If you get caught by either one of them, they usually join in on the fun. WOOT for friends with benefits.
this reminds me of when r00t said MINKEY DO A DANGER WANK, ITS WHEN U START TO WANK THEN CALL UR MUM DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AND YOU HAVE TO FINISH BEFORE SHE COMES DOWN

never been caught ever, though they can smell it after they do it, what can i say

i have a greasy cock.

theMinkey']this reminds me of when r00t said MINKEY DO A DANGER WANK' date=' ITS WHEN U START TO WANK THEN CALL UR MUM DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AND YOU HAVE TO FINISH BEFORE SHE COMES DOWN[/quote']

 

LOOOOOOL thats a good one!

 

I got cought once or twice too, but no big deal.

kinda embarrassing huh? rifk

yea at first i was like oh shit then i just rifked cause i remembered i locked the door

i got caught once by my dad, i was looking at his pornos. but he acted like he didint notice what i was doing because i had the lights off.
i got caught once by my dad, i was looking at his pornos. but he acted like he didint notice what i was doing because i had the lights off.

 

LOL IRL :wow:

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ZOMGZ WHY DID HOUSE GET BANNED!!??!?!?!

 

OH NOEZ! HOUSE IS BANNED!

 

at least we'll remember him from the sigs he made us

 

R.I.P. MY DEAR MSPAINT FRIEND :D

 

EDIT: Someone removed the sigs by housemaster, but mine's back :)

OH NOEZ! HOUSE IS BANNED!

 

at least we'll remember him from the sigs he made us

 

R.I.P. MY DEAR MSPAINT FRIEND :D

 

EDIT: Someone removed the sigs by housemaster, but mine's back :)

 

maybe they got removed for a reason.. maybe he got banned BECAUSE of the sigs. maybe you should not use his sigs anymore. or maybe not who knows.

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