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First rage, since i dont use hacks, i decided to rage in a different way. My friend and I hosted a server and played around with the amx_execclient command. Some commands we executed on them were:

+duck

+speed

+left

snapshot

gl_log 1

unbindall (except "Y" key)

bind MOUSE1 kill

bind MOUSE1 +jump

bind w snapshot

sensitivity 999

and so on, as we got more and more creative

 

http://img56.echo.cx/img56/3559/rage11qi.jpg

 

Its not much there, and people tend to say 'wtf' often, but I thought it was ok.

 

edit: accidently posted in wrong forum at first

lol ...agree where is the rage wtf there is no rage in being admin...

 

 

well [myg0t]mastervampire did do a grate admin rage but he hacked him admin of course

i have a ***got ass power rangers sig since i'm 11 years old

 

i haven't even made a rage yet but i hope mine can be 1/100th as good as this one

while we r on the subject i was raging a server yesterday and a really noob admin says into the mic hey what is the rcon password so i can ban this noob and the other dumb motherfucker types the rcon pass i banned both of them and then fucked around with the server for like 30 minutes until everyone left then i just left it was the funniest rage ive ever had

my girlfriend dumped me a few weeks ago and i posted in myg0t general forums for a phone spamming program so i could get revenge on her

 

 

ps im a virgin and nice rage

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i would be much more raged if someone unbinded my keys then if someone slapped me to death or teleported me.

 

i didnt have much time to collect good rages either, it was all done within 30 min

fuck, if I had admin powers over a server I would do more damage than that... I mean, teleporting into the enemy team is en excellent idea or Marcopollo's
Im an admin and i love fuckin with that stuff..should have done +reload, thats hilarious...it makes em reload after every shot automatically. and another thing that they will probably never notice but be annoyed by is changing their cl_forwardspeed up higher...they wont run faster but it makes strafing nearly impossible while you are running and its really annoying. also try fps_max 10, cl_rate 1, cl_updaterate 1, cl_cmdrate 1 or force them to take 500 screenshots. But then again, nothin beats good old fashioned bind "mouse1" "kill". Especially on an awper...scopes in takes careful aim waiting for his perfect chance to score his kill and then click suicide. Man that causes some serious rage. And most morons dont even know whats going on until about 5 or 6 rounds of hilarious entertainment from them asking OMG WTF WAS THAT. What does gl_log 1 do?

hey ***gots that just post "This rage sucked" and don't ever fucking contribute, all your flame posts were deleted from this thread. stop flaming ragers even if you do contribute, because its not getting u brownie points with anyone

 

 

edit : nice rage :)

best thing to do is fuck with peoples speakers

 

force volume .01 on them or .001 so they turn up their volume on the speakers themselves then wait a few seconds so you know they did it. then do +voicerecord on them so you can hear them. then run volume 999 and +attack. if they are wearing headphones it will fuck them up and possibly fuck their speakers

Voltron']best thing to do is fuck with peoples speakers

 

force volume .01 on them or .001 so they turn up their volume on the speakers themselves then wait a few seconds so you know they did it. then do +voicerecord on them so you can hear them. then run volume 999 and +attack. if they are wearing headphones it will fuck them up and possibly fuck their speakers

 

lol need to try

im a *** and joined in may but i think i'm hardcore

 

 

oh, p.s. nice rage:)

I joined in may? whoa...

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