Posted June 10, 200519 yr Easy to do, but takes 2 people: Join a bunch of Fantasy Football leagues. Doesn't matter whether you draft yourself or the computer does. Then have your buddy trade you all his scrubs for your best players, and watch the rest of the league cry like babies and probably give up due to the unfair team you've created when they see 6 or 7 completely lopsided trades go through. Those fantasy football guys take things so seriously. Could be fun to ruin their season...
June 10, 200519 yr Fantasy Football is a game which is usually text based and has stats and shit and you manage teams just like real football, alot of easily angered dudes play it too. I myself, have never tried it, because it looks gay as shit.
June 11, 200519 yr Author You stupid niggers. Since I feel sorry for your ignorant asses, allow me to explain: Fantasy Football works this way: You usually have a league, consisting of 8 teams (sometimes more/less). Each team is owned by an individual, and depending on the league, either you get to take turns picking your own position players (QB, RB, WR, etc...) and normally a whole team's defense in a "draft". In pussy leagues, the computer randomly picks an order and drafts for you. At any rate, you end up with a team of offensive players and a team defense, and you "start" the players you think will give you the most "points" on any given week. You get points for total yards, TD's, number of yards per play, etc... all kinds of gay stats. The dude with the most "points" from the players he picked to start that week based on who they were playing, wins the matchup against whoever the computer had him playing against that week. You can also sign free agents and make trades with other teams throughout the season. This is where the havoc and rage comes in... I know, you're thinking: slow and gay. The cool part is, there are SO MANY wanna-be jocks that LIVE and DIE by an entire football season of fantasy football. THey talk about it at work from Monday till Friday, wondering who to start and who to sit... wondering how they're going to beat the team they're matched up against the next week... acting like little faggots, basically. So anyhow, you just get a buddy to do this with you, and sign up for a whole bunch of random leagues on Yahoo or NFL.com. They both allow you to sign up for free leagues and leagues are always looking for a couple of extra "team owners" Now the rage: You and your friend make the stupid fucking trades: Trade all your best players for all his "scrubs". Your friend now has a 95% chance of owning all season long and winning the league, effectively pissing off these assholes who take the fantasy league so seriously... they truly make CS players look like casual gamers. You will spend weeks and months enjoying the rage that spews forth on the league message board, where team owners discuss the league and talk about what's going on. You then rage them in a "conventional" fashion, whatever that may be for you. Perhaps you act ignorant and act like you thought all 8 trades you made in two minutes with your buddy were good trades and you have no idea why they're upset. Maybe you tell them to "STFU and GTF out of my league, BITCH!" Whatever the case may be, these assholes are normally adult males with jobs and families who live their sports fantasies through the gay game of "fantasy football". Please try it... you'll like it. Yahoo just started allowing signups today, I think.
June 11, 200519 yr You stupid niggers. Since I feel sorry for your ignorant asses, allow me to explain: Fantasy Football works this way: You usually have a league, consisting of 8 teams (sometimes more/less). Each team is owned by an individual, and depending on the league, either you get to take turns picking your own position players (QB, RB, WR, etc...) and normally a whole team's defense in a "draft". In pussy leagues, the computer randomly picks an order and drafts for you. At any rate, you end up with a team of offensive players and a team defense, and you "start" the players you think will give you the most "points" on any given week. You get points for total yards, TD's, number of yards per play, etc... all kinds of gay stats. The dude with the most "points" from the players he picked to start that week based on who they were playing, wins the matchup against whoever the computer had him playing against that week. You can also sign free agents and make trades with other teams throughout the season. This is where the havoc and rage comes in... I know, you're thinking: slow and gay. The cool part is, there are SO MANY wanna-be jocks that LIVE and DIE by an entire football season of fantasy football. THey talk about it at work from Monday till Friday, wondering who to start and who to sit... wondering how they're going to beat the team they're matched up against the next week... acting like little faggots, basically. So anyhow, you just get a buddy to do this with you, and sign up for a whole bunch of random leagues on Yahoo or NFL.com. They both allow you to sign up for free leagues and leagues are always looking for a couple of extra "team owners" Now the rage: You and your friend make the stupid fucking trades: Trade all your best players for all his "scrubs". Your friend now has a 95% chance of owning all season long and winning the league, effectively pissing off these assholes who take the fantasy league so seriously... they truly make CS players look like casual gamers. You will spend weeks and months enjoying the rage that spews forth on the league message board, where team owners discuss the league and talk about what's going on. You then rage them in a "conventional" fashion, whatever that may be for you. Perhaps you act ignorant and act like you thought all 8 trades you made in two minutes with your buddy were good trades and you have no idea why they're upset. Maybe you tell them to "STFU and GTF out of my league, BITCH!" Whatever the case may be, these assholes are normally adult males with jobs and families who live their sports fantasies through the gay game of "fantasy football". Please try it... you'll like it. Yahoo just started allowing signups today, I think. Didn't read.
June 11, 200519 yr ghey Try and get involved into sports, you might be able to get out of your wheelchair then, you miserable fat fuck.
June 11, 200519 yr You stupid niggers. Since I feel sorry for your ignorant asses, allow me to explain: Fantasy Football works this way: You usually have a league, consisting of 8 teams (sometimes more/less). Each team is owned by an individual, and depending on the league, either you get to take turns picking your own position players (QB, RB, WR, etc...) and normally a whole team's defense in a "draft". In pussy leagues, the computer randomly picks an order and drafts for you. At any rate, you end up with a team of offensive players and a team defense, and you "start" the players you think will give you the most "points" on any given week. You get points for total yards, TD's, number of yards per play, etc... all kinds of gay stats. The dude with the most "points" from the players he picked to start that week based on who they were playing, wins the matchup against whoever the computer had him playing against that week. You can also sign free agents and make trades with other teams throughout the season. This is where the havoc and rage comes in... I know, you're thinking: slow and gay. The cool part is, there are SO MANY wanna-be jocks that LIVE and DIE by an entire football season of fantasy football. THey talk about it at work from Monday till Friday, wondering who to start and who to sit... wondering how they're going to beat the team they're matched up against the next week... acting like little faggots, basically. So anyhow, you just get a buddy to do this with you, and sign up for a whole bunch of random leagues on Yahoo or NFL.com. They both allow you to sign up for free leagues and leagues are always looking for a couple of extra "team owners" Now the rage: You and your friend make the stupid fucking trades: Trade all your best players for all his "scrubs". Your friend now has a 95% chance of owning all season long and winning the league, effectively pissing off these assholes who take the fantasy league so seriously... they truly make CS players look like casual gamers. You will spend weeks and months enjoying the rage that spews forth on the league message board, where team owners discuss the league and talk about what's going on. You then rage them in a "conventional" fashion, whatever that may be for you. Perhaps you act ignorant and act like you thought all 8 trades you made in two minutes with your buddy were good trades and you have no idea why they're upset. Maybe you tell them to "STFU and GTF out of my league, BITCH!" Whatever the case may be, these assholes are normally adult males with jobs and families who live their sports fantasies through the gay game of "fantasy football". Please try it... you'll like it. Yahoo just started allowing signups today, I think. http://users.pandora.be/b222004/crap/toolong.gif
June 11, 200519 yr Try and get involved into sports, you might be able to get out of your wheelchair then, you miserable fat fuck. You suck at life.
June 11, 200519 yr idiots in the bars always talk about their dumbass fantasy team and how well they did. ive never got it but it would be nice to hear one of them say "some stupid little fuck ruined my entire season blah blah" but im not about to do it.too much time wasted and i dont give a fuck about football
June 11, 200519 yr Sounds stupid as hell..Won't even bother raging... I'm gonna go expose some neopet fuckers to lemonparty.
June 11, 200519 yr Try and get involved into sports, you might be able to get out of your wheelchair then, you miserable fat fuck. rifk @ you cause you got denied
