June 13, 200519 yr My gf has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far. She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my **** is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex. After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my **** was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea I went to my box of kid's toys and got my bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a twenty in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep. The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip. She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left. I really do kind of miss her though. dude I don't care if that is a lie or not that so funny, :drama:
June 13, 200519 yr you should have put them in her pussy and ass so when she gets home and takes a nice long piss they shoot out along with like 50 of her next periods... that would be leet or cumed on her stuff or pissed on it :gaysex: :gaysex: you must be a virgin and skipped school during sex education because you know absolutely nothing about female anatomy. Wow, since when do women piss out of their vaginas?? I had no idea about that and second of all I didnt know their periods came out with the same amount of force as piss. I really have to see that sometime.....that sounds really interesting.
June 13, 200519 yr you must be a virgin and skipped school during sex education because you know absolutely nothing about female anatomy. Wow, since when do women piss out of their vaginas?? I had no idea about that and second of all I didnt know their periods came out with the same amount of force as piss. I really have to see that sometime.....that sounds really interesting. Kids these days
June 13, 200519 yr Probably not real, but still funny as hell. :wow: yeah I agree. pretty original through
June 13, 200519 yr you must be a virgin and skipped school during sex education because you know absolutely nothing about female anatomy. Wow, since when do women piss out of their vaginas?? I had no idea about that and second of all I didnt know their periods came out with the same amount of force as piss. I really have to see that sometime.....that sounds really interesting. Sex would be less attractive if women pissed out of their vaginas.
June 13, 200519 yr SupYouFool']Sex would be less attractive if women pissed out of their vaginas. lol hell ya it would be.
June 24, 200519 yr My gf has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far. She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my **** is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex. After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my **** was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea I went to my box of kid's toys and got my bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a twenty in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep. The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip. She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left. I really do kind of miss her though. RIFK so much for a small penis
