Also how the fuck do u command?

 

i actually got in as a commander and didnt know wtf to do and after about 10 mins got voted out - damn, could of had some fun as commander

 

its annoying not knowing how to play this game because it makes it harder to rage, but theres still obv stuff

 

i liked mining the aeroplane runway xD

 

press capslock while alive

I found this dude on a server that wanted to rage as well, so we took over the anti-aircraft gun on the back of the carrier as allied forces. One in the gun and one guarding outside the gun so nobody could blow the gun up and ruin our fun.

 

I kicked ass on every little faggot that camped around waiting on a chopper with the chain gun. He kept special forces dudes from trying to plant c4 and blow up the gun. We had to have TK'd 20 people before getting kicked.

 

You can take care of a lot of faggots this way.

be Special Forces, plant a bomb on any helicopter (make sure u are pilot), fly over water, then dive down n come back up n scare the guy a few times...then when he least expects it, jump out n parachute, if he presses F1 fast enough to change position, blow him up

another one i found yesterday on a NO FF server was

 

i placed detpacks on a helicopter - however it wouldnt have done any damage due to no ff

 

but what i did was put it on the end, all of them on the tail - so that when i exploded them, they helicopter would hopefully spin out of control

 

Anyway guy got in called "voltron" took off, happily flew away then i detonated it - next thing i saw was his helicopter with its face heading to earth lol then "voltron is no more" - so you can do it even with ff off servers, time it also when theyre say next to a building or high ground increasing the chance of smashing into something before gaining control

 

Also took a few helicopters with ppl in then just crashed them, that annoys a lot of ppl

another one i found yesterday on a NO FF server was

 

i placed detpacks on a helicopter - however it wouldnt have done any damage due to no ff

 

but what i did was put it on the end, all of them on the tail - so that when i exploded them, they helicopter would hopefully spin out of control

 

Anyway guy got in called "voltron" took off, happily flew away then i detonated it - next thing i saw was his helicopter with its face heading to earth lol then "voltron is no more" - so you can do it even with ff off servers, time it also when theyre say next to a building or high ground increasing the chance of smashing into something before gaining control

 

Also took a few helicopters with ppl in then just crashed them, that annoys a lot of ppl

 

rifk! thats a good one! I wonder if it even works on planes :)

Yeah if FF is off and you put them at the tail it wont blow it up but it can cause it to go out of control best time to do it is when they are landing or making some turn lol and i've been flying the harrier so much i can pretty much kamikaze myself into any team helicopter its fucking funny as hell also a really good way to get a lot of team kills with the artilary strike is to do a scan for the map to see where the most people are and then order the strike wait like 10 seconds and drop an supplies and people will run to it to restock on ammo, health, grenades and the strike will kill them all. the most i've gotten is like 14 kills with it. lol all tks works really nice on the 64 player servers. gets you instant-kicked but you kill everyone and you can instant-rejoin lol also i've noticed when you kill someone/ or tk it doesnt give away their location for pretty much everyserver so its really easy to rank up on kills that way... not really a rage but good to know.

Gabe newell - how do you actually get control of those commands as commander? i got voted in once lol and didnt know wtf to do - was looking for a way to use all that stuff but culdnt find it

 

also - how do you know what server you are on? (unless you just remember) - as i joined a server once with no tk limit what so ever (like i tkd about 50 ppl and all punished me and i never got kicked) - but when i pressed esc, i didnt know what server i was actually on so now cant find it :(