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Johhny
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I was reading up on God Of War and stumbled across this site

http://www.almenconi.com/topics/games/GodOfWar.html

 

Some amazingly funny quotes in there

- Some of the enemies have breasts, such as Medusa, the other gorgons, and harpies, but while it is nudity it's hard to classify it in a sexual nature. There's nothing attractive about these beasts, I assure you.

the only video game they would give a raving review to would be Billy Grahams

bible blaster. (as seen on the simpsons, and thesimpsons.com)

Grand Theft Auto Vice City receives an 18% (F-) [see Rating Definitions] for an extreme amount of violence with blood, a multitude of profanities, and many sexual comments, actions and nudity.

 

LOL, RockStar, I salute you.

"When you shoot someone, the bullets that hit the people make blood come out."

 

 

OH DEERZ REALLY?!

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Ladies and gentlemen , meet our reviewers!

 

 

Cheryl Gress

 

 

I'm a 26yr old wife/mother and a junior high leader. I enjoy playing computer games, building computers and rollerblading. Most of all I enjoy spending time with my family and I thank God every day for the beautiful daughter He blessed us with. I started http://www.ccgr.org after buying one too many computer games with occult symbols in them. I hate to see entertainment these days giving glory to satan and other false religions. I hope you find our reviews helpful.

 

Things noted need a serious "rifkage"

 

0-9% (F--) Games in this category are the worst possible games that can be imagined, containing an unbelieveable amount of violence, language, sexual content, and/or occult content.

 

You just know you want those games

 

"Shooting people causes blood to spurt out of the body, and often splashes on a nearby wall"

 

no shit?

 

 

My wife comments:

*seeing reviewers*

"Oh dear , she's wom3n"

 

*seeing my post*

"you type too much"

 

My wife raged me :snivel:

 

EDIT : and oh yeah i just found the coolest games on the web

http://www.ccgr.net/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=12

"Fight demons in a suicidal teens mind"

Such intresting

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

look at this they must be fucked up :S im gonna give them the link to the BM trailer

hahahahahhaahahahaha im sure they threw up =D

 

The Sims: A Digitized Trojan Horse

 

By Al Menconi

 

 

When The Sims came along, we thought we had finally found a creative video game our whole family could play. It's the number one selling game in America. On the surface it looks harmless, but it can be as dangerous as a digitized Trojan horse.

 

The Sims is the next installment of the popular "Sim" series of educational games. Previous titles like SimCity, SimWorld, SimAnt, and SimTower have challenged players to build and control buildings, roller coasters, parking lots and cities. In The Sims you build and control virtual people and families. While this may seem like innocent fun and games, the storylines posted on their Web site show how the game can easily appeal to the basest nature of man. Here's a summary:

 

1) The purpose of the game is to keep your Sims family happy. The best way to increase their "happiness points" is with constant physical gratification, through bigger and better possessions. A color TV will make you happier than an old black and white. A bigger stereo gives more "happiness points" than a portable. While this may not seem evil in itself, is this a value you really want to reinforce in your family? (see Matthew 16:26)

 

2) The Bible tells us sex without morals is destructive (Eph. 4:17-19). Since The Sims are "amoral," it is no surprise that homosexual behavior outside of marriage is not only tolerated, but rewarded with "happiness points." Many of the storylines posted on the Sims' Web site featured homosexual behavior or some other form of sexual deviancy. Nudity is also prevalent. It's not uncommon to see Sims characters walking in the park naked, sitting nude on the front porch waiting for the deliveryman, exposing their nudity to innocent bystanders, not to mention nude romps in the hot tub with their neighbors. Another immoral value that is tolerated in the game is that men could marry more than one wife without getting a divorce. The Sims apparently don't see anything wrong with polygamy.

 

3) No one goes to church in the Sims' world. Their religion of choice is astrology. Each character is given an astrological sign, and if you marry outside the suggested match for your sign, your Sims character will have a difficult relationship.

 

4) When you get tired of any Sims character, the best way to get rid of them is to kill them off. Some of the most common ways that the Web site storylines offered was to starve them to death, start a house fire and let them burn to death, or have them go swimming in a pool without an exit ladder and let them drown. Since you get to play god, you have the power of life and death in the Sims' world.

 

So be careful. Things are not always what they seem. This game appeared to offer the harmless, innocent fun of playing house, but it's really designed to let people play god. And judging by the examples of the storylines on The Sims Web site, humanity does NOT rise to god-like qualities, but like a modern day Lord of the Flies, descends to the depths of the lowest common denominator.

http://www.almenconi.com/topics/games/vent16.html

An example of improper sexual behavior, a man indicates to women what he wants sexually by the motion of his lower body.
As in most gangster type movies, Grand Theft Auto III contains an abundance of foul language. Some of the mob leaders use profanities in their regular conversations. The most prominent form of profanity takes the Lord's name in vain. A pedestrian may utter it when you steal the car, and a gang member may use it as a normal part of his conversation.

 

That's some seriously heavy shit they're talking. I'm too scared to buy this game.

 

EDIT: BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!

 

Civilization III. The least offensive game I've ever played. They couldn't find anything to bitch about, so they came up with this:

 

Some Christians might be disturbed by the fact that the developers dated the game by Evolutionary standards. It gives you the option to choose how old you want the earth to be (3, 4, or 5 billion years old).

 

Woh, slow down, none of this newfangled nonsense from the 1700's that says the earth's more then 6,000 years old.

 

EDIT 2: Even more!!

 

Let's look at what Johnny dug up:

Cheryl Gress

 

 

I'm a 26yr old wife/mother and a junior high leader. I enjoy playing computer games, building computers and rollerblading. Most of all I enjoy spending time with my family and I thank God every day for the beautiful daughter He blessed us with. I started http://www.ccgr.org after buying one too many computer games with occult symbols in them. I hate to see entertainment these days giving glory to satan and other false religions. I hope you find our reviews helpful.

 

1) This is a Christian site, respect our beliefs and we will respect yours.

 

Let's look at rule 1 of her website. What a fucking retard.

after a few hours of reading random reviews of games, theese people make me sick to my stomach "oh no, there is metnion of false gods in games, lets not let our children play it" has there even been one mainstream game that features christianity? and the blood splatter on the walls part mention by the posters before me really pissed me off to. the bottom line is, video games dont warp children, crazy christian fanatic parents warp children.
after a few hours of reading random reviews of games, theese people make me sick to my stomach "oh no, there is metnion of false gods in games, lets not let our children play it" has there even been one mainstream game that features christianity? and the blood splatter on the walls part mention by the posters before me really pissed me off to. the bottom line is, video games dont warp children, crazy christian fanatic parents warp children.

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funny how parents look to video games as an excuse to their kids being violent when they're the people giving them the games.

 

and one other thing that rages me is that whole "guns kill people" thing.

if guns kill people i'm blaming mis-spelling on my pen.

rifk, that site is hilarious " i'm debating to let my daughter watch the new Star Wars film" <<< what a fag

 

lol

Their review of Return to Castle Wolfenstien made me rifk.

 

The Quake 3 review also cracked me up:

LANGUAGE

About the only thing that isn’t disgusting in this game is the fact that foul language is completely absent.

 

Obviously, this idiot never got a...

UNFUCKINGBELIVEABLE!

Cinderella Man starring Russell Crowe and Renée Zellweger is a great new movie that the whole family over 13 years-old can enjoy. I am certain that it will receive many Academy Award nominations for acting and writing. "It isn't a "Christian movie," but the values and morals Christians believe in are highly encouraged and openly promoted. This is a rare movie where the whole family over 13 years-old can enjoy, be entertained and be encouraged. Go see it and let me know what you think.

 

a movie about a guy beating the shit out of another guy? I suppose it's christian values... y'know... with being hypocritical and all.

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