June 15, 200519 yr shit on a piece of paper and just drop it in the main hallway before people get to school...or right in front of the main office door.
June 15, 200519 yr shit on a piece of paper and just drop it in the main hallway before people get to school...or right in front of the main office door.  .
June 15, 200519 yr lol, kiddies are still on school.. lol adults with no life posting on myg0t forums. :rofl:
June 15, 200519 yr school ended today for me, well i got 2 free months, seems like i'm gonna be gaming all day.  SOUNDS LIKE A WQICKED AWESOME SUMMER DEWED!
June 15, 200519 yr get shit and smeere it all over your walls at your school spraypaint shit everywear set little bombs off like tennisball bombs and shit smoke bombs stink bombs Put even more shit everwear go around school slapping people even girls wear a KKK uniform to rage the niggers :nigga: fuck up the teachers cars, potatos in the egsaust pipe, sugar in the gas tank, key them up, put paint remover over them smash the windows basically fuck up the school big time then get a uzi 9mm shoot the rest of the school up then yourself, k?
June 20, 200519 yr Today me and my friends put flowers in a toaster and put the toaster in the microwave. Put the microwave on for 3 minutes and left. We came back and it had stunk up the place and wasted the inside of the microwave. A teacher got our names from someone (we got out of trouble by claiming we knew nothing about it, but here is what he said to us while talking to us:) Teacher: Do you guys like breakfast? Me: Yeah. Teacher: What do you like to eat at breakfast? Me: Bacon. Teacher: Ever eat toast, and do you know how to use a toaster? Me: Of course I've had toast, and absolutely. Teacher: Have you ever put a toaster in a microwave? Me: No, my god, what kind of moron does that? Teacher: Funny, I heard you did do that. Me: I didn't.
June 20, 200519 yr 4 parts sugar, 6 parts saltpeter, melt it together on low heat, when it is mixed together, use anything that will work as a fuse (those really long matches meant for fireplaces and bonfires work well), when it hardens, light the fuse. There you have a homemade smoke bomb that produces 600 times its mass in smoke.
June 21, 200519 yr drop a stink bomb....last thurs when a stink bomb was opened..everyone cleared the main forum...then two girls got in the middle and had a fight
June 21, 200519 yr Author drop a stink bomb....last thurs when a stink bomb was opened..everyone cleared the main forum...then two girls got in the middle and had a fight hahahaha what hahah the fuck?!? :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
June 21, 200519 yr Its funny how all the people talking about smearing shit everywhere are chinks. Asians and their fucked up fetishes....
June 21, 200519 yr what i was thinking of doing was at our school there are like 5 aliminum bike racks that nobody uses and arnt attached to the ground so me and my friend would come early and drag them up to the driveways leading into the school and padlock them to fences creating a roadblock
June 21, 200519 yr a mass suicide of you and your buddies would be gr8 rifk .... best option yet for fux0r... or you could constantly try to lick your teachers assholes..like just follow them with your mouth open and tongue out and theyd be like 'oh wtf is this shizzle' and your all like ' let me lick your behizzle ' and there like ' otaaaay! '
June 21, 200519 yr ok this is what you do go to the principal suck his c0ck and say you love him then never come back he will be sooo raggeeeed!!!
June 21, 200519 yr smear cheesespead on the toilet seats smear lube over any handles (door knobs or whatever) if your school has a pool put some milk in the chlorine containers slash the tires of all the cars in the school go one further and lay bricks threw all of the windows throw break fluid over any painted surface sugar down the fuel tanks take a shit in a place other then the toilet take the shit and write stuff on the wall piss on people from above rape the principle or if you have a weapons stockpile you just do a columbine
June 21, 200519 yr smear cheesespead on the toilet seats smear lube over any handles (door knobs or whatever) if your school has a pool put some milk in the chlorine containers slash the tires of all the cars in the school go one further and lay bricks threw all of the windows throw break fluid over any painted surface sugar down the fuel tanks take a shit in a place other then the toilet take the shit and write stuff on the wall piss on people from above rape the principle or if you have a weapons stockpile you just do a columbine now i realise why no school would take you...
June 21, 200519 yr 4 parts sugar, 6 parts saltpeter, melt it together on low heat, when it is mixed together, use anything that will work as a fuse (those really long matches meant for fireplaces and bonfires work well), when it hardens, light the fuse. There you have a homemade smoke bomb that produces 600 times its mass in smoke.  No need to melt it, just the mixture works great. A pop can full, with a fuse at the bottom should fill up a school with smoke. :fawk:
June 21, 200519 yr what i was thinking of doing was at our school there are like 5 aliminum bike racks that nobody uses and arnt attached to the ground so me and my friend would come early and drag them up to the driveways leading into the school and padlock them to fences creating a roadblock  That would be a good start.
June 21, 200519 yr If the school has their own homepage, hack it and redirect/imgsrc to tubgirl. Yea cause im sure a shitty school website must get 100000 hits per day.... no one would really see it idiot. How many times have you gone to your schools website?
June 21, 200519 yr Yea cause im sure a shitty school website must get 100000 hits per day.... no one would really see it idiot. How many times have you gone to your schools website? All of the computers in the school have it set as the homepage. It's more of a start of school prank. I did it to a nearby last year.
June 22, 200519 yr Don't damage property or put yourself and your future at risk- The you're the one who gets owned. Shit in the cistern of the toilets, the water tank at the top, instead of the bowl. Get a can of spray on oil, like spray cooking oil in a can. Spray it all over the linoleum floors. It's slippery as fuck! People will be falling over for hours. You only need a light coating, not a puddle. just walk backwards up the hall spraying side to side as you go. Do it in random patches throughout the school so they don't know where to clean. Put plastic roaches in the change pockets of school vending machines or other imaginative palces. Shit in a sock, and run around hitting people in the face with it. Then swing it as far as you can away from the school so they don't have evidence and go study in the library until they come with the teacher. Act confused. Switch the teacher's whiteboard pens with permanent markers, and sponge the whiteboard eraser on an inkpad. If you know how to use the flagpole, write "myg0t owns you" on a picture of goatse and run it up the pole. Shit in a paper bag, then drop it at some jock's feet with the top set on fire. Run like hell before he stamps it out. Steal a shop mannequin, dress it up like an emo kid, hang it from a tree in the school when everyone's going back to class after lunch, so someone sees it from a classroom and starts screaming. It'll mess up the last few hours of school. Get a replica gun and hold some of your buddies hostage (make sure they know what's going on), then if the cops come charge out at them screaming and pointing the gun at them. Try to look convincing.
