Posted June 16, 200519 yr I have to admit, few things are better than pissing off a bunch of poker addicts in a poker room by taking forever to bet/fold/check. Eventually the one named cookimonstar gets so angry that he goes all in and gets even more upset when he wins the hand. Some may not find this very funny, but I on the other hand find it hillarious. Enjoy! AU_thatsme: royal flush!! #51752426608: mayby32 wins 1855 chips from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace. Dealer: sandman743 finished in tenth place. cookimonstar: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ cookimonstar: COME ON cookimonstar: FINALLY\ #51752429662: AU_thatsme wins 150 chips from side pot #1 with a pair of queens with jack kicker. #51752429662: AU_thatsme wins 2305 chips from the main pot with a pair of queens with jack kicker. Dealer: Fletch416 finished in ninth place. AU_thatsme: yes cookimonstar: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cookimonstar: hurry PLEASE poppapopp: DAMN AU_thatsme: hurry up!!!ASS!!! #51752439207: cookimonstar wins 685 chips AU_thatsme: he's not by his computer AU_thatsme: this game will take forever AU_thatsme: this sucks Dealer: cookimonstar is disconnected. We will wait for cookimonstar to reconnect for a maximum of 14 seconds. #51752444726: mayby32 wins 75 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, kings and fives. #51752444726: GLKUHLMANN wins 1580 chips from the main pot with a full house, Fours full of fives. cookimonstar: no hes there mayby32: i got to get out of here to slow cookimonstar: if he wasnt, it would automatically muck cookimonstar: see hes there cookimonstar: b.itch #51752454821: AZbowhuntr wins 60 chips from side pot #2 with a straight, four to eight. #51752454821: luckeegurl wins 790 chips from side pot #1 with a straight, five to nine. #51752454821: luckeegurl wins 925 chips from the main pot with a straight, five to nine. Dealer: mayby32 finished in eighth place. #51752460482: AU_thatsme wins 540 chips from side pot #1 with three of a kind, aces. #51752460482: AU_thatsme wins 145 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, aces. Dealer: AZbowhuntr finished in seventh place. Dealer: Your time bank will become active in less than 20 seconds. If you do not want it to be used, please act now. #51752460541: poppapopp wins 1840 chips from the main pot with a pair of queens. Dealer: Your time bank will become active in less than 20 seconds. If you do not want it to be used, please act now. AU_thatsme: going all in next hand. This guy is wasting all of our time cookimonstar: ur kidding me cookimonstar: this guy Dealer: Your time bank will become active in less than 20 seconds. If you do not want it to be used, please act now. cookimonstar: im with u AU cookimonstar: im all in next AU_thatsme: this is the difference between real money and fake money Dealer: Your time bank will become active in less than 20 seconds. If you do not want it to be used, please act now. AU_thatsme: Better off reading a poker book for practice instead of being in here. cookimonstar: seriously!!!! #51752466334: luckeegurl wins 50 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, queens and sevens. #51752466334: GLKUHLMANN wins 2460 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and sevens. #51752477257: AU_thatsme wins 1140 chips from side pot #2 with a pair of tens. #51752477257: cookimonstar wins 260 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, tens and nines. #51752477257: cookimonstar wins 1545 chips from the main pot with two pairs, tens and nines. Dealer: luckeegurl finished in sixth place. cookimonstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cookimonstar: i have J 6 cookimonstar: im all in cookimonstar: take it guys Dealer: Currently you do not have any time left in your Time Bank. If you do not take action in the available time, you will be folded. #51752480276: GLKUHLMANN wins 1330 chips from side pot #1 with a pair of fours. #51752480276: AU_thatsme wins 3450 chips from the main pot with a pair of kings. Dealer: cookimonstar finished in fifth place. #51752490493: AU_thatsme wins 1465 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, aces and fours. #51752490493: AU_thatsme wins 4620 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and fours. Dealer: GLKUHLMANN finished in fourth place. GLKUHLMANN: im free!!! AU_thatsme: let take him out! #51752500433: AU_thatsme wins 4880 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, aces and sevens. #51752500433: AU_thatsme wins 2440 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and sevens. Dealer: poppapopp finished in third place and won 20 play chips. #51752506316: AU_thatsme wins 45 chips #51752509309: AU_thatsme wins 6670 chips from side pot #1 with a pair of aces. #51752509309: AU_thatsme wins 1330 chips from the main pot with a pair of aces. Dealer: blamecanada2 finished in second place and won 30 play chips. Dealer: Congratulations,AU_thatsme! You won 50 play chips. blamecanada2: g0t rage? http://www.myg0t.com - The Harrassment Authority AU_thatsme: FUCKER! This game took over a half an hour =D.
June 17, 200519 yr Sorry r00t, I wasn't asking for your IQ but thanks anyway. I had to read that a couple of times to get it because it was so witty. Btw, that was not a rage....That was an afkage that ranked a mear 2.5 best.
June 18, 200519 yr Author Some may not find this very funny, but I on the other hand find it hillarious. I had to read that a couple of times to get it because it was so witty. Btw, that was not a rage....That was an afkage that ranked a mear 2.5 best. What was that? Did I catch a hint of sarcasm over the internet? Way to try to be an e-thug buddy. Also read that line in my post you dumbass. To everyone who is not a complete moron, this is hillarious. Sorry that I couldn't spam grotesque pictures all over the place then claim I'm heterosexual. Sorry, I don't e-thug like you. Thx, now with that being said. PLZ UR AZN! http://img152.echo.cx/img152/5894/image18rz.jpg = yu0
