Posted June 19, 200519 yr Beginners Flaming Guide By Trojany Ok, so you're raged, what are you going to do about it? Well of course, flame the individual you were raged by! But where to start? You want your flame to piss off the person its directed at, and make you feel better about yourself. Well, i've thrown together a little guide with some simple techniques to help you make a total ass of yourself on the in-ter-net. I'll provide a few examples to get you started. Basic raged noob boilerplate: TOPIC : Your topic should be a fairly short insult directed at the target. For example: "Trojany is a gotfucker!" "Fuck you myg0t fags" "myg0t sucks goat penis!!!!!!" To get the maximum effect from this, be sure to write in all caps. "MYG0T IS ALL FUKCING FAGGTOS!" Not only will you probobly fuck the spelling of the group/individuals name, it also makes you a comeplete fucking lamer. The flame: Provided are 4 basic flame categories ------------------ The "no life" State the the target has no life, include references to their weight, the time they spend on the computer, and the amount of time they masturbate. "You fucking faggots need to go get lives! you're probobly all fat fucks who cant get laid so you hack video games to make yourselves feel better! go wade through your mountain of wack rags and find a knife to slit your wrists cuntmongers!" Again, the effect can be maximised if you throw in radom misspellings and use caps as much as possible. ------------------ The preteeny This is a very simple rage, and is usually combined with the no-life rage, in essence all you have to do is accuse the rager of being under the age of 13 and critisize their secondary sexs characteristics. "myg0t you fucking losers you're probobly all 12 year old boys who sit around and jack off all day, drag your fat asses outa your chairs and get fucking lives fags. ------------------ The "You all suck" This flame is based on the assumption that the target is patheticly bad at the game they were hacking, and use hacks as their only means to win. "You fucking losers need to stop fucking hacking ad learn to play right, if you noobs didnt use hacks you couldnt play at all, id kick all ur asses in a fair game. lose the fucking hacks noobs." ----------------- The arrest/prosecution threat This is a fairly popular flame, as it delivers the most punch. When using this flame, state that you have alerted the autorities (be sure to mention certain agencies, ie FBI NSA CIA local police etc...) of the ragers actions and they are/will be investigated/arrested for their actions. Saying you have a family member in said branch/agency also helps. ---------------- Be creative! Death threats, demands for the ragers scuicide, and threateniing to "h4x yuor comph" are always good to throw in.And remember, caps, misspelling, swear! Happy flaming and remember kiddies, make it count. Down the road, not across the street.
June 19, 200519 yr Niiiiiice! I just wonder if people will read this before they post their first and only post here expressing their displeasure with myg0t...
June 19, 200519 yr You forget the "You have no girlfriend" version. I wont go into at as its self explanatory.
June 19, 200519 yr Wow, something worth reading. Nice guide, hopefully some morons will follow it and make some entertaining threads.
June 19, 200519 yr Author i was going to add a "you have no girlfreind", but i thought it was kinda implied in the "GO GTE A LIEF FAGGX0RZ" category.
June 20, 200519 yr ...and threateniing to "h4x yuor comph" are always good to throw in. Good. That comment above, I have a better one. I have a screenshot that I'll post in rage sections someday. The guy I enraged told everyone he was off to "hax this *** and del his PC". After a few mins he came back into the server, so I lined him up and followed him around killing him every round. He said "Im goin del his PC, he noob ***".
