Posted June 21, 200519 yr http://www.compfused.com/directlink/811/ Anyone who thinks this isnt funny has no sense of humor
June 21, 200519 yr http://www.compfused.com/directlink/811/ Anyone who thinks this isnt funny has no sense of humor tom cruise is a fucking baby he was about to cry and had to get his body guards to come over so he could tell the guy he was mean
June 21, 200519 yr As stated by me in IRC after I posted this link... [21:33] [#myg0t] < chubr0ck > Ashton Kutcher could be like, "Tom Cruise, your mom is dead... sike! You got Punk'd" and he would be like, "oh you got me lol!" but if some random guy squirts water in his face he gets raged as fuck
June 21, 200519 yr Tom Cruise is fucking m3n, you could see the guy who done it totally shitting himself thinking he was going to get owned.
June 21, 200519 yr Tom Cruise is fucking m3n, you could see the guy who done it totally shitting himself thinking he was going to get owned. I totaly agree! The guy with the micro got owned when cruise simply asked him why did he do that? Tom Cruise just took it easy and simply asked him why? imo the micro guy got owned
June 21, 200519 yr Tom Cruise wanted to smash his face in so bad lol. You could tell Yeh, which is gay cause he would've but you know he'd get raped by the newspapers if he done it =/
June 21, 200519 yr the guy pulls a prank then starts saying sorry? what was the point of the prank then?
June 21, 200519 yr P{OOR LITTLY TOMMY NOW HE GETS TO GO HOME AND STICK IT UP KATIE HOLMES'S BUTTHOLE BUU HUU!!!!
June 21, 200519 yr I would respect the reporter if he tried the same thing in an interview with Mike Tyson rofl, good point! Although tom cruise, what a dick - he starts moaning "i do a lot of things to make ppl happy" yes tom, you stay outside a film premier for a few hours to say hi to fans once in a blue moon and thats about it Pay me 200 million a film and i too will be very happy to do that and if he does legal action he is lame.... he also says "this is serious, what if there was acid in it" well, he should look at it more positively as in 'this reporter just showed me a way i could potentially get in fanger in the future' - if that makes sense
June 21, 200519 yr sex me soo good i go cha cha cha... plus i eat pie and i love katie homles ill rape her butthole
June 21, 200519 yr rofl tom cruise was raaaaged, although he kind of smiled when it happened but was probably like NO ONE SPILLS WATER ON TOM CRUISE WITHOUT ME REPEATING MYSELF INANELY
June 21, 200519 yr HaHaHa yeah that was hilarious, Tom Cruise was MAJORLY raged! I wish he would have hit the guy, that would have been much more fun to watch.
June 21, 200519 yr I wouldn't call that raged really since he didn't lose his cool, he's a scientologist he knows wtf to do in those situations
June 21, 200519 yr you..you're a jerk! rifk, that was funneh.. but not quite raged Tom cruise woulda owned that guy with his ninja moves from that gay movie(s) ;o
June 21, 200519 yr he kinda made the guy feel stupid after words, wasnt really raged, the guy was appaulogetic and felt stupid after words.
June 21, 200519 yr d0wn']hw kinda made the guy feel stupid after words' date=' wasnt really raged, the guy was appaulogetic and felt stupid after words.[/quote'] the guy pulls a prank then starts saying sorry? what was the point of the prank then? Tom Cruise is fucking m3n, you could see the guy who done it totally shitting himself thinking he was going to get owned. the reporter would have been able to kick tom cruises ass so bad... he had like 40 pounds and near a foot taller the only reason he apologised was because of the two big ****** body guards running over to protect him : \
June 21, 200519 yr Author I think the funny part is Tommy thinks its some horrible thing the reporter did....it was fucking water c'mon its not that big of a deal.
