June 21, 200519 yr by the way tom cruise is like 5ft 4" , literally - hes real fuckin small and so couldnt batter anyone
June 21, 200519 yr DKay']I wouldn't call that raged really since he didn't lose his cool' date=' [u']he's a scientologist he knows wtf to do in those situations[/u] hahahahahahah
June 21, 200519 yr I think the funny part is Tommy thinks its some horrible thing the reporter did....it was fucking water c'mon its not that big of a deal. lol looks like milk to me, to represent cum which in turn should present the prank as some kind of perverted "jizz on my face" skit on tom cruise rofl.
June 22, 200519 yr actually i think he maintained him self the best that he could, he made the guy look like a dipshit. to the people that actualy belive that he should of attacked him, please drink some liquid plumber. oh yeah and the top green rip off is so 10 years ago.
June 22, 200519 yr yeah tom cruise is m3n, i mean did you see him in collateral. he would have given that guy a .50 cal third eye. HE IS VINCENT. AEIEEEIEIEIEIEIEIIEIE!893261207894 823o5rkl klearfm l;dsa sdgvb
June 22, 200519 yr yeah tom cruise is m3n, i mean did you see him in collateral. he would have given that guy a .50 cal third eye. HE IS VINCENT. AEIEEEIEIEIEIEIEIIEIE!893261207894 823o5rkl klearfm l;dsa sdgvb RIFK yeah he was badass in that movie; a top notch hitman. Damn good movie. I have it on DVD.
June 22, 200519 yr RIFK yeah he was badass in that movie; a top notch hitman. Damn good movie. I have it on DVD. no shit, so do i. wanna come over and have a dildo party?
June 22, 200519 yr That was just boring. Tom cruise was acting like the water was going to melt him or something and just kept repeating himself. The guy did pussy out though. It was just a joke and I personally would have laughed it off if I were tom cruise not got my panties all bunched up and told him naughty!
June 22, 200519 yr What Happened: Reporter: Hey Tom Cruise Tom Cruise: Hey Reporter Reporter: OMFG LOL OWNED *Squirts* Tom Cruise: OMG I AM SO PISSED YOU KNOW WHAT? *Reporter wets himself* Tom Cruise: You're a jerk What Should Have Happened: Reporter: Hey Tom Cruise Tom Cruise: Hey Reporter Reporter: ALLU AKHBAR INFIDEL! *Pulls out some Kalashnikov variant* Tom Cruise: O noes! I better be a hero like I am in movies! *Pulls out lightsaber* Reporter: OSHIT *Tom Cruise pwns Reporter*
June 22, 200519 yr What Happened: Reporter: Hey Tom Cruise Tom Cruise: Hey Reporter Reporter: OMFG LOL OWNED *Squirts* Tom Cruise: OMG I AM SO PISSED YOU KNOW WHAT? *Reporter wets himself* Tom Cruise: You're a jerk What Should Have Happened: Reporter: Hey Tom Cruise Tom Cruise: Hey Reporter Reporter: ALLU AKHBAR INFIDEL! *Pulls out some Kalashnikov variant* Tom Cruise: O noes! I better be a hero like I am in movies! *Pulls out lightsaber* Reporter: OSHIT *Tom Cruise pwns Reporter* wow that was gay and not the least bit funny
June 22, 200519 yr d0wn']wow that was gay and not the least bit funny Yeh, he was trying too hard to be e-cool. Like i am now by unessecarily agreeing with a g0t.
June 22, 200519 yr d0wn']wow that was gay and not the least bit funny O noes, I was http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/quashpdarkman/headlessnight.jpg
June 22, 200519 yr turns out 4 guys were arrested for this rifk. It was in my newspaper, if no one else can find an article i'll scan it and post it.
June 22, 200519 yr turns out 4 guys were arrested for this rifk. It was in my newspaper, if no one else can find an article i'll scan it and post it. Yeh they were arrested then got bail soon afterwards, they were filming for a TV show.
June 22, 200519 yr he was pissed, he grabbed the guyss hand, prolly hurt him... o well, i never really liked any of his movies..
June 22, 200519 yr I heard when he is fucking katie holmes he goes "ROFL IM DOCKING TEH CRUISE BOAT IN HOLMES PORT!!!`11111 LOLOLOLOLOLLLOL"
June 23, 200519 yr I heard when he is fucking katie holmes he goes "ROFL IM DOCKING TEH CRUISE BOAT IN HOLMES PORT!!!`11111 LOLOLOLOLOLLLOL" he actually says "11111 LOLOLOLOLLLOLOL"? omg i would rifk so fucking hard if someone spy cammed them having sex and he actually said that.
