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[21:30] <Abunchofnumbers> I was transporting this old Jewish guy who was a concentration camp survivor

[21:30] <Abunchofnumbers> And he had dementia

[21:30] <Abunchofnumbers> And kept asking if I was a nazi

[21:30] <Abunchofnumbers> I kept saying no

[21:30] <Abunchofnumbers> Then we got in the elevator and I said yes

[21:30] <Abunchofnumbers> And he freaked out

[21:30] <Abunchofnumbers> Tried to jump off the gurney and started yelling

[21:30] <Abunchofnumbers> Was going nuts and some of the nurses had to restrain him

[21:31] <Abunchofnumbers> Then about 2 minutes later he forgot

 

that made me lol, so hard.

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backwards;453804'][22:37] <[myg0t]s0beit> oreo no chocolate cakes k' date=' itll be hard to differentiate between frosting and stupid nig[b']g[/b]er

 

pretty fuckin funny.

[18:51] <[myg0t]JORDON> unborn baby is alright to beat

[18:51] <[myg0t]JORDON> if you get girl pregnant

[18:51] <[myg0t]JORDON> punch her to abort

[18:51] <[myg0t]JORDON> ABORT ABORT

[18:51] <[myg0t]JORDON> its like a button

(@[myg0t]v0dka) if he gets in and stays for a week you will bake a cake

[5:18:21pm] (NotHoodenHen) i know for a fact you're not furiously pming all the seniors to let this guy in

[5:18:24pm] (@[myg0t]v0dka) if you dont bake a cake, permanent gline

[5:18:29pm] (@[myg0t]v0dka) y.n

[5:18:35pm] (NotHoodenHen) i already said yes

[5:18:40pm] (@[myg0t]v0dka) say it again

[5:18:40pm] (NotHoodenHen) he's in for a week i will bake a cake for mygf0

[5:18:42pm] (NotHoodenHen) myug0t

[5:18:43pm] (NotHoodenHen) myg0t

[5:18:44pm] [+[myg0t]lefty] quote it

[5:18:46pm] (NotHoodenHen) he's in for a week i will bake a cake for myg0t

11:04:13a <[myg0t]bLuE> i have a mom

11:04:15a <[myg0t]bLuE> not a mum

11:04:20a <Coercion> i bet when on the streets he puts a machine gun up there

11:04:25a <[myg0t]MAKONG> U DONT HAVE A DAD THO

11:04:26a <[myg0t]MAKONG> LOL

11:04:27a <[myg0t]MAKONG> LOL

11:04:27a <[myg0t]MAKONG> LOL

11:04:28a <[myg0t]MAKONG> LOL

11:04:30a <[myg0t]KonArtis> LOL

11:04:33a <[myg0t]bLuE> hes mad dead

 

Not really that funny, but worth remembering...

<Canc3R> what movie

<Canc3R> ?

<Canc3R> the notebook?

<[myg0t]s0beit_> american beauty, its kind of gay in some parts

<[myg0t]bioslippery> I really like gay

<[myg0t]s0beit_> but the pedo dad is leet

<Canc3R> yeah thats not a bad movie

<[myg0t]bioslippery> gay stuff

<[myg0t]bioslippery> being gay

<[myg0t]s0beit_> rifl

<[myg0t]bioslippery> touching boys

<[myg0t]bioslippery> kissing boys

<[myg0t]bioslippery> and such

[17:52:13] <@[myg0t]v0dka> Before you listen to any more drivel by HoodenHen, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/5504/fatww1.jpg The abortion in the picture is 'HoodenHen'. I won't even get into discussion about him asking members of irc to jack off on webcam for him. This ***got has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage.

[17:52:13] <@[myg0t]v0dka> He's the new T3rm1ght when it comes to posting utterly worthless tripe. Not to mention his mornic posts! Every single one of his last 10 or so posts have been ignored, flamed, or just -repped. Do the world a favor and never reply to comments from HOODENHEN and put him on IGNORE.

[17:52:46] <kidd3ckz> rofl

[17:53:02] <kidd3ckz> u look like

[17:53:08] <kidd3ckz> eminem meets bacon

v0dka;459241'][17:52:13] <@[myg0t]v0dka> Before you listen to any more drivel by HoodenHen, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/5504/fatww1.jpg The abortion in the picture is 'HoodenHen'. I won't even get into discussion about him asking members of irc to jack off on webcam for him. This ***got has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage.

[17:52:13] <@[myg0t]v0dka> He's the new T3rm1ght when it comes to posting utterly worthless tripe. Not to mention his mornic posts! Every single one of his last 10 or so posts have been ignored, flamed, or just -repped. Do the world a favor and never reply to comments from HOODENHEN and put him on IGNORE.

[17:52:46] <kidd3ckz> rofl

[17:53:02] <kidd3ckz> u look like

[17:53:08] <kidd3ckz> eminem meets bacon

ur raged v0dka LuLz. hooden rages u so hard it gives me lulz on the inside.

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(17:50:25) (&SourceX) anyone else want to argue with me

(17:50:51) (+[myg0t]Geesus) ur a ***got

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made me lol irl

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<[myg0t]KonArtis> <[myg0t]AnalDisco> at least you can still think coherently enough to put together a sentence

<[myg0t]KonArtis> missed this line

<[myg0t]KonArtis> too bussy rambling about ketchup

(22:06:54) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) but skeletor would beat the shit out of her

(22:06:59) (+[myg0t]felixdahousekat) skeletor is crazy

(22:07:05) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) rifk

(22:07:09) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) skeletor benches like 140

(22:07:11) (+[myg0t]felixdahousekat) ROFL

(22:07:13) (+[myg0t]felixdahousekat) HAHAHAA

(22:07:37) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) rifk one time these two dudes were hitting on her out front of a wawa at this strip mall

(22:07:40) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) while i was inside

(22:07:43) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) i came out in the middle of it

(22:07:58) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) and she grabs me by the shirt and is like 'stay the fuck out of this'

(22:08:06) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) drops 1 of them in 1 swing

(22:08:18) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) grabs the other and just like fists of fury on him

(22:08:25) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) both dudes got fucked up by a 130lb girl

D0MINATI0N;465280'](22:06:54) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) but skeletor would beat the shit out of her

(22:06:59) (+[myg0t]felixdahousekat) skeletor is crazy

(22:07:05) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) rifk

(22:07:09) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) skeletor benches like 140

(22:07:11) (+[myg0t]felixdahousekat) ROFL

(22:07:13) (+[myg0t]felixdahousekat) HAHAHAA

(22:07:37) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) rifk one time these two dudes were hitting on her out front of a wawa at this strip mall

(22:07:40) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) while i was inside

(22:07:43) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) i came out in the middle of it

(22:07:58) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) and she grabs me by the shirt and is like 'stay the fuck out of this'

(22:08:06) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) drops 1 of them in 1 swing

(22:08:18) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) grabs the other and just like fists of fury on him

(22:08:25) (+[myg0t]drunkuwra) both dudes got fucked up by a 130lb girl

 

LOL I JUST TOLD U ABOUT THAT!

 

true story, skeletor is a bruiser.

4:06p (+[myg0t]drunkula) http://la.gg/upl/KeepinItRealGoesWrong.gif

4:07p (%[myg0t]s0beit_) i didnt know dogs were scared of puke like that

4:07p (%[myg0t]s0beit_) considering they eat it and all

4:07p (%[myg0t]s0beit_) now i know

4:07p (@[myg0t]KonArtis) shes not even that hot

4:07p (%[myg0t]s0beit_) the dog?

4:07p (NotHoodenHen) she is hittable

 

rifk

[ 01:11:04 ] [ themassacre ] i got one in boxing gear and one normal

[ 01:11:24 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] rofl

[ 01:11:28 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] boxing

[ 01:11:36 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] put in pics thread for all to see

[ 01:12:00 ] [ themassacre ] no man cba u wanted it

[ 01:13:03 ] [ themassacre ] i look stupid but cba to take a new one

[ 01:13:11 ] [ themassacre ] http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3290/punchingboxinggearnq2.jpg

[ 01:13:24 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] lol

[ 01:13:25 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] pwned

[ 01:13:25 ] · · PVTMSG flood detected from [myg0t]backwards ([email protected])

· · Added *!*simplicit@*.R.teh.1337 to ignore list (private) for 20secs (LCIRC)

[ 01:13:36 ] [ themassacre ] failed doss k

[ 01:14:14 ] [ themassacre ] you got pwned i think?

[ 01:14:20 ] [ themassacre ] u look pic then failed ddos

[ 01:14:21 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] no

[ 01:11:04 ] [ themassacre ] i got one in boxing gear and one normal

[ 01:11:24 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] rofl

[ 01:11:28 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] boxing

[ 01:11:36 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] put in pics thread for all to see

[ 01:12:00 ] [ themassacre ] no man cba u wanted it

[ 01:13:03 ] [ themassacre ] i look stupid but cba to take a new one

[ 01:13:11 ] [ themassacre ] http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3290/punchingboxinggearnq2.jpg

[ 01:13:24 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] lol

[ 01:13:25 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] pwned

[ 01:13:25 ] · · PVTMSG flood detected from [myg0t]backwards ([email protected])

· · Added *!*simplicit@*.R.teh.1337 to ignore list (private) for 20secs (LCIRC)

[ 01:13:36 ] [ themassacre ] failed doss k

[ 01:14:14 ] [ themassacre ] you got pwned i think?

[ 01:14:20 ] [ themassacre ] u look pic then failed ddos

[ 01:14:21 ] [ [myg0t]backwards ] no

 

 

lol, ddos? no. I was typing fast. Your computer cant handle my uber words per minute. You also failed to include the rest of the conversation where i explained why i said pwned you dumbass.

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