ok there has been alot of confusion around if canada is awesome or not

 

well forget everything you have learned about canada I WILL TEACH YOU ABOUT THE GOOD PART OF CANADA: THE MARITIMES

 

i live there too

 

LISTEN TO THIS SONG WHILE I ILLUSTRATE WHAT THE MARITIMES ARE ALL ABOUT

 

edit: ok i forgot to put the song in here it is

http://www.myg0t.com/dkay/.priv/Classified%20-%20The%20Maritimes.mp3

 

 

 

http://www.twosmallmen.com/Website%20Gifs/maritimesmap.gif

 

http://www.bordercity.com/candidpics/Maritimes-Snowstorm09.jpg

 

http://www.windfallrafting.com/images/large/moose.jpg

rofl

the maritimes: where being a redneck moosefucker is promoted and taught in schools as part of the regional culture. Oh and 98% of jobs consist of Fishing, the other 2% are potato farmers.

rofl i think i stay in sweden

i live in canada...

http://www.womenofstile.com/img/graphic_tittygrab.gif

thats me if i was a rapist

YEAH CANADA! STRAIT UP

 

 

http://www.cvsflags.com/images/foreign/Large/canada.gif

maritimes is the ass of canada what are you talkin aboot

Techno_Warrior']the maritimes: where being a redneck moosefucker is promoted and taught in schools as part of the regional culture. Oh and 98% of jobs consist of Fishing' date=' the other 2% are potato farmers.[/quote']

R... I. F, ....K.

quebec ftw

oh shit, I saw this on muchmusic a while back, been looking for the song

http://www.thegiraffes.com/Fuck%20Canada/chodecanadaTEXT.jpg

 

http://img16.echo.cx/img16/8411/uber6ic.jpg

 

<Alroys_Revenge> You got a problem with canada buddy?

<negativepositive> http://negativepositive.gyrate.org/fuck-canada.html

<Alroys_Revenge> Im asking you

<Alroys_Revenge> dont give me a fucking website

<negativepositive> read about my problems with canada

<negativepositive> i wrote the page

<Alroys_Revenge> I dont give a fuck

<Alroys_Revenge> your a stupid american

<negativepositive> it's "you're" - you retarded canadian

<Alroys_Revenge> Ohh grammar

<Alroys_Revenge> sorry

<Alroys_Revenge> Come to canada

<Alroys_Revenge> COme to my city

<Alroys_Revenge> I will kick the fuck out of you

<Alroys_Revenge> if your country is hated so much all over the world

<negativepositive> and nobody really thinks about your country at all because they're all too drunk on shitty beer to have an international influence

<Alroys_Revenge> Idiot

<Alroys_Revenge> We can afford to get drunk, we after all dont have to worry so much about people blowing the shit out of us

<Alroys_Revenge> Cuz we are not power hungry pricks like you americans

<negativepositive> the big fish gobbles up everything else in the water-- sour grapes, canuck

<Alroys_Revenge> Your a pussy

<negativepositive> it's "you're"

<Alroys_Revenge> America is going to fall to terrorisim

<Alroys_Revenge> I did feel sorry for you guys, and donated blood

<Alroys_Revenge> but after all the shit you say about Canada, my country I feel like letting terrorists in your country

<Alroys_Revenge> Suck my fat dick

<Alroys_Revenge> Cum bucket

<negativepositive> promise not to cum in my mouth? -- well.. maybe if you say please

<Alroys_Revenge> I will bite your cock off

<negativepositive> sounds kinky

<Alroys_Revenge> the only thing kinky in americans is the hillbilly fuck your cousin sluts you have done there

<negativepositive> i think maybe that would be clearer with some quotation marks

<Alroys_Revenge> I can say one thing that will shut oyu up, want to hear it?

<negativepositive> go for it, bacon boy

<Alroys_Revenge> You got your pride blown up by a bunch of Indians, and now you have a mess...Out of everywhere in the world they choose you..Wanna know why? Cuz the world hates you

<negativepositive> here's a hint, mister "i'm too uneducated to read the news" -- indians didn't do a fucking thing to anybody

<Alroys_Revenge> YOUr mom is indian

<negativepositive> come again ?

<negativepositive> she is?

<Alroys_Revenge> You got the fuck blown out of your country

<Alroys_Revenge> You got the fuck blown out of your country

<Alroys_Revenge> Your a fucking idiot

<negativepositive> "you're"

<Alroys_Revenge> Your country sucks big bags

<Alroys_Revenge> Your facts on your page are mostly wrong

<Alroys_Revenge> PUSSY

<Alroys_Revenge> PUSSY

<Alroys_Revenge> Fight a mans war instead of hiding behind a computer like a bitch

<Alroys_Revenge> Your facts are full of shit

<negativepositive> name one thing on there that is completely wrong

<Alroys_Revenge> All of it

<Alroys_Revenge> Your sterotyping canadians

<Alroys_Revenge> you idiot

<Alroys_Revenge> YOur a cocky *** that sits behind a computer trying to blame another country for its own screwups

<negativepositive> "you're"

<Alroys_Revenge> haha

<Alroys_Revenge> you think you're smart

<Alroys_Revenge> your a ***

<negativepositive> "you're"

<Alroys_Revenge> Kill yourself

<Alroys_Revenge> bye

<negativepositive> i love you

 

20 minutes later, presumably after sitting there brewing...

 

<Alroys_Revenge> I got something else kind of funny to tell you

<negativepositive> what, STILL? you've been thinking about it THIS LONG?

<negativepositive> i really dug into you hard huh? i didn't know you were that insecure

<negativepositive> you don't fight when you know you've won :P

<Alroys_Revenge> I just went to the #usa channel, and they all told me your a fucking idiot, and you should be kicked out of america and lose your american citizenship

<Alroys_Revenge> Beat that

<negativepositive> that's because nobody from the USA has ever BEEN to that channel

<negativepositive> the only people in that channel are wanna-be immigrants

<Alroys_Revenge> yeah that makes sense too. You lost...Even your OWN country hates YOU

<negativepositive> wait a second - i pissed you off so much that you went to another channel to talk about me? i hurt your lil feelings that badly ?

<Alroys_Revenge> good bye

 

EDIT:

http://img171.exs.cx/img171/7799/canadagay7hy.jpg

lmao butt_plug why is there a philly flyers puck there?

lmao butt_plug why is there a philly flyers puck there?

 

just a random pic i found

BUTT_PLUG']http://www.thegiraffes.com/Fuck%20Canada/chodecanadaTEXT.jpg

 

http://img16.echo.cx/img16/8411/uber6ic.jpg

 

<Alroys_Revenge> You got a problem with canada buddy?

<negativepositive> http://negativepositive.gyrate.org/fuck-canada.html

<Alroys_Revenge> Im asking you

<Alroys_Revenge> dont give me a fucking website

<negativepositive> read about my problems with canada

<negativepositive> i wrote the page

<Alroys_Revenge> I dont give a fuck

<Alroys_Revenge> your a stupid american

<negativepositive> it's "you're" - you retarded canadian

<Alroys_Revenge> Ohh grammar

<Alroys_Revenge> sorry

<Alroys_Revenge> Come to canada

<Alroys_Revenge> COme to my city

<Alroys_Revenge> I will kick the fuck out of you

<Alroys_Revenge> if your country is hated so much all over the world

<negativepositive> and nobody really thinks about your country at all because they're all too drunk on shitty beer to have an international influence

<Alroys_Revenge> Idiot

<Alroys_Revenge> We can afford to get drunk, we after all dont have to worry so much about people blowing the shit out of us

<Alroys_Revenge> Cuz we are not power hungry pricks like you americans

<negativepositive> the big fish gobbles up everything else in the water-- sour grapes, canuck

<Alroys_Revenge> Your a pussy

<negativepositive> it's "you're"

<Alroys_Revenge> America is going to fall to terrorisim

<Alroys_Revenge> I did feel sorry for you guys, and donated blood

<Alroys_Revenge> but after all the shit you say about Canada, my country I feel like letting terrorists in your country

<Alroys_Revenge> Suck my fat dick

<Alroys_Revenge> Cum bucket

<negativepositive> promise not to cum in my mouth? -- well.. maybe if you say please

<Alroys_Revenge> I will bite your cock off

<negativepositive> sounds kinky

<Alroys_Revenge> the only thing kinky in americans is the hillbilly fuck your cousin sluts you have done there

<negativepositive> i think maybe that would be clearer with some quotation marks

<Alroys_Revenge> I can say one thing that will shut oyu up, want to hear it?

<negativepositive> go for it, bacon boy

<Alroys_Revenge> You got your pride blown up by a bunch of Indians, and now you have a mess...Out of everywhere in the world they choose you..Wanna know why? Cuz the world hates you

<negativepositive> here's a hint, mister "i'm too uneducated to read the news" -- indians didn't do a fucking thing to anybody

<Alroys_Revenge> YOUr mom is indian

<negativepositive> come again ?

<negativepositive> she is?

<Alroys_Revenge> You got the fuck blown out of your country

<Alroys_Revenge> You got the fuck blown out of your country

<Alroys_Revenge> Your a fucking idiot

<negativepositive> "you're"

<Alroys_Revenge> Your country sucks big bags

<Alroys_Revenge> Your facts on your page are mostly wrong

<Alroys_Revenge> PUSSY

<Alroys_Revenge> PUSSY

<Alroys_Revenge> Fight a mans war instead of hiding behind a computer like a bitch

<Alroys_Revenge> Your facts are full of shit

<negativepositive> name one thing on there that is completely wrong

<Alroys_Revenge> All of it

<Alroys_Revenge> Your sterotyping canadians

<Alroys_Revenge> you idiot

<Alroys_Revenge> YOur a cocky *** that sits behind a computer trying to blame another country for its own screwups

<negativepositive> "you're"

<Alroys_Revenge> haha

<Alroys_Revenge> you think you're smart

<Alroys_Revenge> your a ***

<negativepositive> "you're"

<Alroys_Revenge> Kill yourself

<Alroys_Revenge> bye

<negativepositive> i love you

 

20 minutes later, presumably after sitting there brewing...

 

<Alroys_Revenge> I got something else kind of funny to tell you

<negativepositive> what, STILL? you've been thinking about it THIS LONG?

<negativepositive> i really dug into you hard huh? i didn't know you were that insecure

<negativepositive> you don't fight when you know you've won :P

<Alroys_Revenge> I just went to the #usa channel, and they all told me your a fucking idiot, and you should be kicked out of america and lose your american citizenship

<Alroys_Revenge> Beat that

<negativepositive> that's because nobody from the USA has ever BEEN to that channel

<negativepositive> the only people in that channel are wanna-be immigrants

<Alroys_Revenge> yeah that makes sense too. You lost...Even your OWN country hates YOU

<negativepositive> wait a second - i pissed you off so much that you went to another channel to talk about me? i hurt your lil feelings that badly ?

<Alroys_Revenge> good bye

 

 

Wow, i rofled IRL.

 

GJ.

theMinkey']ok there has been alot of confusion around if canada is awesome or not

 

well forget everything you have learned about canada I WILL TEACH YOU ABOUT THE GOOD PART OF CANADA: THE MARITIMES

 

i live there too

 

LISTEN TO THIS SONG WHILE I ILLUSTRATE WHAT THE MARITIMES ARE ALL ABOUT

 

edit: ok i forgot to put the song in here it is

http://www.myg0t.com/dkay/.priv/Classified%20-%20The%20Maritimes.mp3

 

 

 

http://www.twosmallmen.com/Website%20Gifs/maritimesmap.gif

 

 

http://www.bordercity.com/candidpics/Maritimes-Snowstorm09.jpg

 

http://www.windfallrafting.com/images/large/moose.jpg

 

Newfie

canada sucks dick

http://www.chubr0ck.com/images/moose.jpg

 

I SWEAR I GOOGLED THIS.

 

I SWEAR I GOOGLED THIS.

 

thats why its on chubr0ck.com, you liar.

You got the wrong coast there buddy.