Posted June 25, 200519 yr Ok so I plan on making another prank call to HP(India). If you havn't heard the first here is a link to it http://shutface.com/2.mp3 . So basicly all I am asking you is to ask me a question to ask HP(India) Tech Support.
June 25, 200519 yr ask them if you can buy some cows to feed your family. tell them there's going to be a party in your mouth tonight and everybody's cumming.
June 25, 200519 yr ask them on a date regardless of gender or pretend to be their cousin or sister or something i dunno
June 25, 200519 yr You unorigional bastards. :rolleyes: Tell them you just got your computer, which is an HP Pavillion Desktop, and that you can't get it to turn on. They will walk you through the steps of powercord, outlet swap, blah blah blah. After about 5 min of bullshitting them, tell them that you think the footpedal might be broken. Footpedal? Why yes sir, this footpedal on a cord with the two buttons for your toes. (mouse) :bowrofl: Hey I know it sucks, but it's outlandish enough to work. :grin: or Use a heavy country hickish accent, and lay this on them. You could tell them that you can't see any display when you start it up, and end up not knowing what a monitor is and that you don't have one. :rofl: :owned:
June 25, 200519 yr You should get them to go to lemonparty or goatse or something. I want to hear their reactions. :owned: Edit: Should also bring them here again and ask them to verify that they can see your post, and say something like "fuck you you fucking paki bitch suck my dick or something" and see if you can get them to read it back.
June 25, 200519 yr You should get them to go to lemonparty or goatse or something. I want to hear their reactions. :owned: Tell them your HP homepage was lemonparty.org when you got your computer and that your grandmother had a heart attack when she started it up. :naughtyd:
June 25, 200519 yr I would suggest mimicing the Feminen Gay accent... And see if the person on the other end gets a bit uncomfortable... :ghugugh:
June 25, 200519 yr Ask them how to install a XP on your HP, that takes so fucking long and you can just make shit up while you're waiting for XP to 'install'
June 25, 200519 yr Say something like 'oh no.... some one put a girl on the internet... and shes taking her clothes off! omg!' call them leet hax0rs and actually say the letters omg and stuff instead of talking normally. put joystick up ass
June 25, 200519 yr You have to be extremely incompetent. Complain that you can't turn it on, and have them walk you through everything from plugging in the computer, pressing the powerbutton rather than pulling the mouse like a lawnmower. Then get the to explain to you how to connect the monitor, plug it into the wall, complain that the image is too far the the left, then complain about how the image looks very distorted, green and purple and such and get them to come to the conclusion that a magnet did it. Then bitch at them when they refuse to replace the monitor since you didn't see a "no magnet" sign anywhere. Just go on like that. Make sure that once you finally get it turned on, to have it crash multiple times.
June 25, 200519 yr tell them that your having diffucultys in installing MacOS X on your new HP computer your mom got you.
June 25, 200519 yr Ask were the tech support is based in. It is funny listening to them trying to convince you they are based in colorado.
June 25, 200519 yr Ask were the tech support is based in. It is funny listening to them trying to convince you they are based in colorado. I like that one, you could go a long way with that. Whatever they say just be like, I live 2 doors down from you guys, and start asking to bring in your pc. ask if they would like mcdonalds or something while you bring your pc down, start up a conversation about how your wife is a stripper, any ideas you could come up about killing a cow would also go a long ways.
June 26, 200519 yr You powered on your machine this morning everything is shown in a strange language. It looks like Arabic. When you type on the keyboard the text goes from right to left instead of left to right. You tried putting in the install cd before you called, and a window appeared with the same funny looking text. When they attempt to guide you to change the language, there are no icons next to the text. You don't see an icon in the lower right corner of the screen showing a language preference (ie. 'EN' for english). Demand them to send another computer to you that shows English instead of Arabic.
June 26, 200519 yr Maybe you could pull a wilson tarbuckle and keep asking them " for how are you do? with that fake accent and tell them you are having problems with the chatroom. http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/mp3/misc/aol.mp3
June 26, 200519 yr ask them why your internet isn't working, and get them to go to one of the sites that gives you heaps of popups of goatse and tubgirl. Or at least send to something disgusting.
