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When I have a bad day, the first thing I think about is killing myself via knife to the throat. That is normal isn't it? WRONG. Honestly, if you think about killing yourself, you might as well do it and do everyone a favor. Don't fuck around with the wrist cutting. Go play in traffic or swallow a knife. Be creative. Can life possibly be so bad? Everyone has bad days, but you don't see everyone jumping off buildings do you? The reason this bothers me, is because I have a fat worthless sister who used to feel this way and she is still a 26 year old piece of shit that still lives with my parents. These thoughts are the reason she is so fucked up and obsessed with serial killers. To those who still want to: if you must kill yourself, at least do it in a fashion where it ruins other peoples' lives too. For example(this is not mine, but I think it is hilarious):

 

Best suicide plan ever:

 

You go up to the top of a roof, string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level, tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched, then you put super glue on your hands, and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head, then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows, when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.

 

kk I feel better now

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If only she was thaaaat dumb, even though she is pretty stupid.
i agree. What fucking queer bait would kill there self. or there just like the other fucking 90% that says it to get attention to get some friends like some girl in my class did. If your having problems get a fucking joint and smoke it with some people. Well there not "real" friends there just going to use you. But you can think they are your "Friends" :naughty:
i agree. What fucking queer bait would kill there self. or there just like the other fucking 90% that says it to get attention to get some friends like some girl in my class did. If your having problems get a fucking joint and smoke it with some people. Well there not "real" friends there just going to use you. But you can think they are your "Friends" :naughty:

 

hehe nice ^^

why are you posting this crap ? please be more specific

that suicide plan with the piano and glue, why are you mentioning it ? want annyone here to do it ??

When I have a bad day, the first thing I think about is killing myself via knife to the throat. That is normal isn't it? WRONG. Honestly, if you think about killing yourself, you might as well do it and do everyone a favor. Don't fuck around with the wrist cutting. Go play in traffic or swallow a knife. Be creative. Can life possibly be so bad? Everyone has bad days, but you don't see everyone jumping off buildings do you? The reason this bothers me, is because I have a fat worthless sister who used to feel this way and she is still a 26 year old piece of shit that still lives with my parents. These thoughts are the reason she is so fucked up and obsessed with serial killers. To those who still want to: if you must kill yourself, at least do it in a fashion where it ruins other peoples' lives too. For example(this is not mine, but I think it is hilarious):

 

Best suicide plan ever:

 

You go up to the top of a roof, string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level, tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched, then you put super glue on your hands, and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head, then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows, when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.

 

kk I feel better now

 

omfg r u @ my school? there r all that shitbags tryin to get attention liek this

 

zomfg Hate em!!!

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Remember kiddies, not down the street, not across the highway, but straight through the jugular.

 

Haha Maddox.

gg, that suicide plan was posted on bash.org in one of their top rated quotes

yuo = fail @ being original

gg, that suicide plan was posted on bash.org in one of their top rated quotes

yuo = fail @ being original

 

For example(this is not mine, but I think it is hilarious):

 

you stupid fuck, read his whole post before you flame plz

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you stupid fuck, read his whole post before you flame plz

 

Thanks for the backup =D.

 

Take your own advice, asshat.

 

Yes I would definitely want to do that since I just posted about how I don't like when people do it. What would that make me... uh oh yeah a hypocrite. You are as your name says, a forum troll. Now please do me a favor and swallow a knife. Sit down son, you have been 0wn3d. :owned:

 

POST A PIC OF YOUR SISTER PLS

 

K if you really want one go to google.com and search for "Ugly and fat", and those pics should be close enough.

i had planned to read the whole post but cbf because there was to much... anyway i was :owned: kthnx
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i had planned to read the whole post but cbf because there was to much... anyway i was :owned: kthnx

 

Just admit you are illiterate or read at a elementary reading level and I will forgive you.

 

Just in case:

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOW STUPID PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE.

 

There, very much readable.

When I have a bad day, the first thing I think about is killing myself via knife to the throat. That is normal isn't it? WRONG. Honestly, if you think about killing yourself, you might as well do it and do everyone a favor. Don't fuck around with the wrist cutting. Go play in traffic or swallow a knife. Be creative. Can life possibly be so bad? Everyone has bad days, but you don't see everyone jumping off buildings do you? The reason this bothers me, is because I have a fat worthless sister who used to feel this way and she is still a 26 year old piece of shit that still lives with my parents. These thoughts are the reason she is so fucked up and obsessed with serial killers. To those who still want to: if you must kill yourself, at least do it in a fashion where it ruins other peoples' lives too. For example(this is not mine, but I think it is hilarious):

 

Best suicide plan ever:

 

You go up to the top of a roof, string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level, tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched, then you put super glue on your hands, and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head, then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows, when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.

 

kk I feel better now

 

god i hate emo kids.

 

joke: how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

 

answer:none theyd rather sit in the dark and cut them selves

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