Posted July 2, 200519 yr well tommarow i turn 18 and i was wondering......... would you reccomend me having a boner when i try urinating, puking and taking a shit while standing up and singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
July 2, 200519 yr no no no, you have it alll wrong, you have to sing "cant touch this" or "eye of the tiger" otherwise your just going to look stupid
July 2, 200519 yr theMinkey']this thread sucks and pissing with a boner sucks =[ pissing with a boner is the only way i ride
July 2, 200519 yr theMinkey']pissing with a boner sucks =[ Yea, you have to stand so far away from the toilet, and have your legs spread apart and lean against a wall. WTF morning wood, LET ME PEE IN PEACE!!! :shifty:
July 2, 200519 yr Yea, you have to stand so far away from the toilet, and have your legs spread apart and lean against a wall. WTF morning wood, LET ME PEE IN PEACE!!! :shifty: dude just do a hand stand
July 2, 200519 yr omg pissing with a boner sucks. They should mount special toilets on the ceiling so you can piss up instead of allmost breaking your dick off
July 2, 200519 yr Yea, you have to stand so far away from the toilet, and have your legs spread apart and lean against a wall. WTF morning wood, LET ME PEE IN PEACE!!! :shifty: AHAHAHAH so fucking true
July 2, 200519 yr can't believe you don't even know the easy solution of waking up with a boner and needing to piss ......... Simply open ur bedroom window and watch the incredible arch you get in the AM ( if the sunrise is just right you can even accomplish a rainbow)
July 2, 200519 yr omg pissing with a boner sucks. They should mount special toilets on the ceiling so you can piss up instead of allmost breaking your dick off You're such a genius, think about it.. Wake up in the morning, la la la, my dick is hard, so I'll piss on my ceiling! But wait! Just as I was about to finish, it all comes back down raining on me in a lustuous golden shower! Oh the irony.
July 2, 200519 yr This thread is fucking hilarious Peeing with a boner can be so uncomfortable :/ and trying to aim it...ffs, don't both trying, get limp before you take a slash.
July 2, 200519 yr I agree. It's a tough ordeal trying to piss when your packing a hard salami in your pants.
July 3, 200519 yr I agree. It's a tough ordeal trying to piss when your packing a hard salami in your pants. nobody mentioned meat byproducts.
July 3, 200519 yr no no no, you have it alll wrong, you have to sing "cant touch this" or "eye of the tiger" otherwise your just going to look stupid rifk. thats the obvious answer.
