Posted July 2, 200519 yr http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php Read and rate random facts about Vin Diesel. They are made up. Some are gay but some are the funniest shit ever.
July 2, 200519 yr Chozo's fact of the day: "Vin Diesel is in fact owned by myg0t, and they use him and his movies to rage the entire United States of America." I wonder if it will make it on there. :naughty:
July 2, 200519 yr some are funny but some are just completely random and stupid like this:- "Vin Diesel uses all 2 gigabytes of his Gmail space."
July 2, 200519 yr chozo_ninpo said: Chozo's fact of the day: "Vin Diesel is in fact owned by myg0t, and they use him and his movies to rage the entire United States of America." I wonder if it will make it on there. :naughty: Quote V n Diesel plays counter strike and goes by the name"myg0t_ViN+DieSeL=GoDLiKe". somthing like it
July 2, 200519 yr Wow you guys suck at making up random Van Diesel facts ... GG pwned. (Did you know Van Diesel goes to africa so they can chop off his wen0r, since it grows every time he takes a sip of water ?)
July 3, 200519 yr WhineStein said: Wow you guys suck at making up random Van Diesel facts ... GG pwned. (Did you know Van Diesel goes to africa so they can chop off his wen0r, since it grows every time he takes a sip of water ?) Moron, read the rules. Your horrible punctuation/spacing/spelling just got your fact denied. gg. :drama:
July 3, 200519 yr Vind Diesel facts said: Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas... my +fav fact
July 3, 200519 yr "This one time, a rabbi, a priest, and Vin Diesel walked into a bar. Vin Diesel killed them both before another horrible joke could plague mankind." giggity
July 3, 200519 yr Vin Diesel has sworn to hunt and kill every emo band known in existence, except for Dashboard Confessional. That Chris Carabba sure can touch the heart. :D
July 3, 200519 yr Vin Diesel knows where the beef is. Vin Diesel was once put in a choke hold. He chewed through the guy's arm and later went back for seconds.
July 3, 200519 yr "Vin Diesel has an unspoken, telepathic bond with both Cuban dictator Fidel Castro and Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak." "Vin Diesel is deathly allergic to peanuts, but he eats them anyway." Upon seeing Vin Diesel's groin, one is transported to 16th century Prussia." "Vin Diesel once got in a car accident and had to chew his way out of the burning vehicle" :wow:
July 3, 200519 yr Vin Diesel's first role landed him on a closed set with rubber genatalia and a donkey
July 3, 200519 yr Sobeit said: Vin Diesel's first role landed him on a closed set with rubber genatalia and a donkey Wow
July 3, 200519 yr I suck at this , but "A pig was harmed during the making of Vin Diesel" "Vin Diesel used to work as a paper boy/hitman" "Vin Diesel bit 10 inches of the cock of the Michelangelo" "Vin Diesel manifactured the gun that Hitler used to kill himself" "Vin Diesel was the message boy who had to deliver the message of Japan's declaration of war on Pearl Harbor"
July 3, 200519 yr Johhny said: "Vin Diesel was the message boy who had to deliver the message of Japan's declaration of war on Pearl Harbor" that was wtfunny, but the rest = fail. :eek3d:
July 3, 200519 yr "Vin Diesel was the message boy who had to deliver the message of Japan's declaration of war on Pearl Harbor" actually they never declared war, it was a sneak attack. they were supposed to declare war but noone who could use a type-writer was at the office and they kept fucking it up and had to start over many times. go read a book.
July 3, 200519 yr Quote 0ne']"Vin Diesel was the message boy who had to deliver the message of Japan's declaration of war on Pearl Harbor" actually they never declared war, it was a sneak attack. they were supposed to declare war but noone who could use a type-writer was at the office and they kept fucking it up and had to start over many times. go read a book. Lol, message of Japans declaration of war... The Japanese leaders were in a meeting with the american president and almost (2?) hours after the leaders left the Japanese air force bombed the shit out of Pearl Harbor. </history lesson>
July 3, 200519 yr Quote One time Vin Diesel was eating at a diner, and when this kid dropped a spoon he killed everyone in the town. whoever submitted that stole it off of http://www.realultimatepower.net
July 4, 200519 yr "Vin Diesel got in a fight with Triangle Man. Triangle Man won, of course, but Vin Diesel totally urinated in his Cheerios, put sugar in his gas tank, and raped his wife the next day." " Vin Diesel set us up the bomb." <- I swear to god it popped up " Vin Diesel gave Colonel Sanders the Original Recipe." "Vin Diesel likes to take the form of Catholic priests as a hobby in order to antagonize god for being a too much of a pussy to play him in a game of Scrabble." "Vin Diesel once made love to Marv Albert, then proceeding to dunk him in creamed corn while singing "I'm a Little Teapot". He is unable to remember either why he did this or the act itself." <- wtf..?
