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How many of you love to sleep?

 

I slept like a bitch today.

 

Went to be at 12:45am and slept 'til 9am.

 

Then fuckin' dad woke me up and said I had to goto Saturday school to make up some time.

 

Fuck that.

 

No RAM so I can't play any games or do shit but DL stuff.

 

So I went back to sleep 'til 5pm.

 

<3 sleep.

shit i slept from 3:00 am to 12:56 pm

12:30AM

Your mom woke me up at 12:31AM saying your dad was unsatisfactory

1:27AM (your mom finally left after I made her replace the sheets she got wet)

Your mom came back at 1:28AM because she forgot her panties

1:45AM

Your dad came and tried to have sex with me at 1:45:30AM to get even with your mom

1:45:45AM (I shot your dad at 1:45:43, possibly with a gun or maybe cum)

Haven't been able to sleep since.

weekdays:

 

4:30 PM: first BV and water

9:30-10:00PM Last BV and water then go to bed

up by 4:45 AM

 

Weekends....whenever I get tired.

Recently, two days out of the week I get stuck with a graveyard shift. Sucks since I am starting to develop bags under my eyes that don't seem to go away.

 

I'll probably have to turn gay and have to start putting cucumber slices on my eyelids to reduce their size.

lmao i went to sleep at like 6 in teh morning and woke up in 3 FUCKIN HOURS LATER and i still havent gone back to sleep :(
fell asleep around 4:30 am smelling like an ashtray, woke up around 8 am, harrassed my g/f while she was sleeping then fell back to sleep, woke up around 11:30, just enough time to take a shower and see the bears game. perfect. will not really they lost.
lol I slept from like 5:00 pm to to 12 o'clock pm the next day. Mom thought that I was in a coma, dumbass.
i slept at like 7 this morning then got up at 9 went back to sleep got up at 10 and it went like that where i laid there and thought about shit.
FAK3R']SLeep is for the weak

 

 

No shit. I try to get the least amount of sleep I can, but since I am old, it is a bit more than some of you.

 

You can tell most of these kids are net junkies all night long, and dont leave the house for anything but to maybe buy smokes. Some of you guys need to get lives. (Not all, some.....you know who you are)

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