Posted November 17, 200321 yr I know the people on this forum got some funny ass offensive jokes lets see them k. here's a few i remember why does Stevie wonder always smile? he doesn't know he's black what do you call a school bus fool of niggers? a rotten banana why don't nigger mothers let their children play in the sand box? they're afraid cats will bury them what's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't keep a Cadillac in my garage what's the difference between a frisbee and a dead baby? I haven't fucked a frisbee where do you hide a niggers welfare check? underneath his work boots which can you unload faster a truck full of bowling balls or a truck full of dead babies? dead babies cuz you can use a pitchfork how do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? nail its other hand to the floor what's more fun than nailing a dead baby to post? ripping it off what did the German boy get for Christmas? an ezbake oven and a G.I. Jew how do you fix a broken dish washer? slap her in the face
November 18, 200321 yr one day I wen't to a grage sale at a niggers house and I saw a bike. I came back to ask my mom "mom, do we still hate niggers and jews?" and she said "no, why" oh I was just curious on whether I should buy it or steal the mother fucker
November 18, 200321 yr one day I wen't to a grage sale at a niggers house and I saw a bike. I came back to ask my mom "mom, do we still hate niggers and jews?" and she said "no, why" oh I was just curious on whether I should buy it or steal the mother fucker DIE DIE DIE
November 18, 200321 yr one day I wen't to a grage sale at a niggers house and I saw a bike. I came back to ask my mom "mom, do we still hate niggers and jews?" and she said "no, why" oh I was just curious on whether I should buy it or steal the mother fucker k ur gay stfu.
November 18, 200321 yr what's a Nazi machine gun sound like? "Jewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewjew" A KKK Harley? "ruuun niggerniggernigger ruuuun niggerniggernigger" a white supremacist's lawn sprinkler? "spic-a spic-a spic-a spic-a *chink* niggerniggerniggerniggernigger spic-a spic-a...." How you stop five niggers from raping a white woman? Throw 'em a basketball A man finds an antique oil lamp at a flea market and buys it...when he tries to polish it, two blonde genies pop out...he makes his three wishes...*POOF* he's in a HUGE mansion with expensive furniture and decorations, surrounded by former porn mag centerfolds who fall all over themselves trying to fulfil his every desire...two people in white sheets and pillowcases crash open the door, grab him, drag him out in the friont yard, and lynch him from a 200 year old cottonwood...the two figures walk away, one removes their hood, revealing genie #1 "you know, I can understand why he'd want to be filthy rich..."...the other removes their hood, revealing genie #2 "yeah, and I understand wanting to be surrounded by beautiful women whose only desire is to keep you happy..."...then together.."but I'll NEVER understand why he wanted to be hung like a black man" Jim Bob the Arkansawyer gets some bad news, and decides to tell his friends a little secret..."Boys, I got somethin ta tell ya'll" "A-yuh?" "A-yuh...it's like dis, boys...Ah don't laike wimmens laike yew awl dew." "Wall, Jim-Bob, me an' Rufus kinda figgered that out a coon's age ago...whay ya'll telin us now?" "Well, Ah'm dyin' of Aids..an I kinda hoped yew'd speak at mah funeral" "Why SHORE Ah will, Jimmy! Ah'm honored!"...six months later, at the funeral, Rufus stands before the family and friends of the Dear Departed Jim-Bob..."Ashes ta ashes an' dust ta dust...if yew'd on'y liked pussy, yew'd still be here wit us!"
November 19, 200321 yr Author A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia wit a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troupers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitch hicking he picks up the little boy but tells him, "you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he put's the little black boy and his bike in the back and get's back on the interstate. the two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for. They can't find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other, "We forgot to check the back." So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver. The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says "Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don't ever come back." So the truck driver leaves. when they get back into the car one looks at the other and says "what the hell did you see back there?" the other says, "That guy was carring a truck load of black babys and one had already hatched and stolen a bike". What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn? Antique farm equiptment!
November 19, 200321 yr All these jokes are gay at best. And this thread sucks nigger's dick. However, what is 16 inches long, stiff and makes women cry? ..... ....... ............. .................. COT DEATH HAHAHA!!1
November 19, 200321 yr What is 16 inches long, stiff and makes women cry? COT DEATH and how do you fix a broken dish washer? slap her in the face are the best jokes.
November 30, 200321 yr What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage
December 1, 200321 yr Or C, Coke. Haha. What's the difference, they die whether if it is B C D E, jews have poor lungs so even sniffing their momma's anal entrance will kill them.
December 2, 200321 yr 2 years and its the same old nazi shit. Looks like i didnt miss much. They need to make an american history Y, so you guys can stop using the 3 same fucking pictures in your sigs. And who the fuck is this girL:http://www.warbucket.com/dump/news/lego/alizee_dance.gif I already used that pic, neeeeeed more!
December 3, 200321 yr What's invisible and lies on the side walk....... I nigger who got the shit kicked out of him. :yes:
December 4, 200321 yr I'm willing to bet I've stared at that moving-sig grl longer than anyone else in this forum... A plane crashes in the middle of the pacific ocean with a brunette, redhead and blonde aboard who all live. A small island is just barely within sight, about 100 miles away.. The brunette makes a swim for it, gets 50 miles, and drowns. The redhead tries her luck, making it 75 miles before drowning as well. The blonde swims for shore last, makes it 95 miles, then gets tired, so swims back. ............ptch. Heh, no worse than those fuckeen old-ass dead baby jokes.:yes: PWN@g3? http://www.hootinan.com/images/weblog/bus-attack-02-6-11-03.jpg Bus Attack Image Jerusalem, 6-11-03
December 4, 200321 yr whats a shit colored camel rider? a fucking arab!!! try cameljockey instead of rider....
