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Learned this form a homless guy:

 

Catch a pigeon. City pigeons are not too hard to catch.

Fold his wingd in, then toss it like a football. It will spread its wings, but not flap them right away and it will soar where you threw it.

 

I guess the street people have rules and shit for this, maybe a league? im not sure, and i dont really care.

I dont like the part about touching and throwing a dirty fucking pidgeon.

 

You might say i am raged by the suggestion of handling such a filthy bastard diseased animal.

Learned this form a homless guy:

 

Catch a pigeon. City pigeons are not too hard to catch.

Fold his wingd in, then toss it like a football. It will spread its wings, but not flap them right away and it will soar where you threw it.

 

I guess the street people have rules and shit for this, maybe a league? im not sure, and i dont really care.

 

This shit is revolutionary. We could start a league. Shit, we could get the NFL to sponsor it!

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